Week 9 was a low scoring slog, with 91.03 being the 7th highest score, but should be called you are what you are week, as the top 7 went 6-1 vs the bottom 7.
SMBR repeatedly took an early lead and both $5 weekly bets on Thursday night behind Taylor's 32 points. Maybe SMBR will be nice and make sure the Toyota he served EBD has a car seat in it. Carson Wentz was the only player for EBD to break double figures. Since EBD dude had a rough week you knew this happened to be a week that he didn't watch any of the games. His whole squad totaled 19 rush yards while SMBR's QB had 120.
Rushin' Missiles' had most of his team on bye or out with COVID and still managed to beat Bricklayers by 21. Maybe Bricklayers should consult the renowned Dr. Joe Rogan to nurse his team back to health. Melvin Gordon beat Williams 16-11 in the battle of Denver running backs, although Gordon was aided with horse dewormer as a performance enhancing drug. RM will be heading to his first playoff berth as this game was deemed a sure loss but he pulled it out. Rodgers should be back next week unless, the Jews uses their space lasers again to start wildfires around Lambau field in order to put him the cancel culture casket. Do your own research you sheep.
ODS may have won the battle for Big Cat's love securing the pick em vote but The Collegians secured everything else, in an 50 point beat down. This destruction was even with James Conner going crazy on the Collegians bench, crazy in a good way, not in an Aaron Rodgers way. It's understandable that ODS would have such a rough week with a list of players on bye such as Alex Collins. How can he be meant to overcome such odds. TC continue to roll and remain atop the standings.
A Yuk finally got himself into the end zone to pull The Shoes to 73 points. Things are looking up, as in looking up in the standings at all the teams with above .500 records. Blue Gatorade used a well rounded attack to break the 100 point barrier. The Shoes can't make the right call on DPJ, as they only like to play him on weeks he doesn't record a snap, shown here showing Sergio, how many spots out of the playoffs, Yahoo currently projects him to finish.
Tinker Stinkers may say that your writer is a horse but he is the one with lucky horseshoe shoved up his ass, as TS pulls out yet another bottom 7 point total win. Clearly his tiny ass is a leprechaun not a dwarf or munchkin, this is on me and I apologize about misidentifying what mystical tiny person, Mike is. I will try to do better in the future. Dollars put the newly activated Jeff Wilson Jr in his lineup and he never took a snap. Patrick Mahomes continues to struggle as the first round reach continues to hurt TS in point total but not in the win column. Nick Chubb carrying the rest of Tinker Stinkers to a victory. This win would have gone a long way to keep Dollars out of the Toilet Bowl.
The clubhouse leader for Toiletries continues to be the Italian Stallions which have performed more like Spider Rico this season. Italian Stallions laid another egg as the Big Nasty Express continues to roll along. BNE continues to be lead by the surprise player of the season Cordarrelle Patterson. Here is what he has done this season
| 1 | Sep 12 | Phi | Final L 6-32 | 8.55 | 7 | 54 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | Sep 19 | @TB | Final L 25-48 | 21.54 | 7 | 11 | 1 | 0 |
| 3 | Sep 26 | @NYG | Final W 17-14 | 12.90 | 7 | 20 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 | Oct 3 | Was | Final L 30-34 | 32.06 | 6 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
| 5 | Oct 10 | NYJ | Final W 27-20 | 15.98 | 14 | 54 | 0 | 0 |
| 6 | BYE | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| 7 | Oct 24 | @Mia | Final W 30-28 | 14.91 | 14 | 60 | 1 | 0 |
| 8 | Oct 31 | Car | Final L 13-19 | 16.85 | 9 | 35 | 0 | 0 |
| 9 | Nov 7 | @NO | Final W 27-25 | 14.60 | 9 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
That's ridiculous production from a kick returner at running back.
ODS, BCC, and LZ went 6-1 in pick em to lead the league, while SMBR went 2-5 to finish in last. Week 10 picks available at this link. https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/14389/pickem
Power Rankings
2. TC 76-41
3. BNE 72-45
4. SMBR 72-45
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5. BG 68-49
6. 64-53
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7. BCC 59-58
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8. TS 53-64
9. EBD 52-65
10. LZ 51-66
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11. BL 49-68
12. IS 46-71
13. ODS 42-75
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$$ 37-80
Hardcore Cabinet has been the unluckiest as he is 4 spots below where the power rankings suggest, while Tinker Stinkers is 4 spots ahead where he should be.
Week 10 preview
Game of the Week 1 Collegians vs 4 Tinker Stinkers
Birthday Bowl 5 Hardcore Cabinet vs 6 Blue Gatorade
7 Rush'n Missiles vs 14 Italian Stallions
2 SMBR vs 11 Bricklayers
8 Big Cat vs 10 The Shoes
3 Big Nasty Express vs 12 Ogre's Death Squad
Axis of Toilet Bowl
9 Eh Bid Dude vs 13 $$$
Good Luck to all in week 10. Trade deadline is coming up.
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