HTPB 2024 Round 1 Coverage

           Hardcore Cabinet defeats Rush 'n Missiles

A great champion as slain a lesser wolf and prepares to do battle with the Alpha wolf.

Lamar Jackson looks to carry Hardcore Cabinet to their second straight championship as he was a human anti-ballistic missile system, scoring 44 points.  Baker tried to keep pace with a healthy 34 but it was for naught.  Despite RM's 125 points, this was the most lopsided first round matchup.  RM has still never had a on profitable season in HTPB.  The league thanks him for his yearly donation. 

The Collegians defeat Eh Big Dude

A man feeds an old tree into a wood chipper named Retirement.

In a game that went back and forth on Sunday, The Collegians picked up the upset win to crash the semi finals.  Despite being outstacked 50 to 34, The Collegians used a Mike Evans and James Conner explosion to take the lead.  Can the Collegians Bengals stack torch the Browns enough to defeat #1 seed Italian Stallions to make their 5th Super Bowl?  

Los Zapatistas defeat Dollars

A wolf in a sombrero defeats a male nurse two times in a row.

Dollars will not be pulling a Buffalo Bills and losing in a record consecutive Super Bowls.  The combination of Cooper Kupp getting the goose egg and the David Montgomery injury could not be over come.  Brian Thomas had his most points of the season by double digits, was the leader for The Shoes.  The leader of the Wolves looks to finish in the money for third consecutive year.  

Loser Bracket Gift Card Giveaway

BL 123

BB 98

BNE 80

ODS 154

TS 99

Nick said he was making the bracket.  Those are your scores.  Do with those what you will.  I am very glad that Big E didn't make the playoffs because I don't think I could take him beating me with a blowup again this season.  

Pick em Results

It took for there only to be 3 games but we finally got someone to go undefeated in a week of pick em.  HC went 3-0 and remains in first place overall.  We also had our first week of someone getting the goose egg as BB and BL took the collar.  

Updated year long totals here

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10U1yZLxPBRtqUHSNx8yUlUHe2l8aNko6d5y9UO14BRI/edit?usp=sharing

The Semi Finals are set

Los Zapatistas the last two champions battle as Los Zapatistas take on Hardcore Cabinet

The Italian Stallions hope that their bye week swoon was just perfect timing and not the bottom falling out vs The Collegians stack.