Week 11 allowed a light to be lit for the playoff picture with 3 teams clinching their spots. 3 teams are logistically eliminated based on two week 14 games between 6-6 and 5-7 teams, with the 5-7 having significantly more points than their 6-6 opponents. (ODS is not impossibly eliminated but with two teams in front of him guaranteed to get wins it is all but likely.) The Toilet Bowl Trophy can still be won by 6 teams as well.
SMBR dealt body blow to HC playoff chances, handing them their 4th defeat by 3 points or less this season. Lamar Jackson tried to give HC and the Browns, victories but neither team would take the gift. Good games from every other spot on the roster led to reach the second highest score in the league, for HC, third highest doesn't mean anything without a victory. SMBR clinches a playoff spot an ensuring there will not be back to back toilet seasons.
Tinker Stinkers failed to cross 85 points for the second week in a row and is vulnerable of missing the playoffs if they can't pull the nose up. ODS led by Josh Allen and really nothing much else, was able to use his Turkey Day lead to really stuff it to Tinker Stinkers. ODS still has an outside shot at the playoffs if they win out. Like a 15 year old under the bed sheets, TS has appeared to have used his Chubb all up. Both teams finish out the season against Italian Stallions and Bricklayers, so the race for the Toilet Bowl could also play big time spoiler.
Speaking of Italian Stallions and Bricklayers, IS made the toilet bowl race interesting with a fractional point victory over BL. If Bricklayers had listened to his daughter and released Cam, he would still be alive with an outside shot at the playoffs. Odell Beckham rewarded IS patience with a long touchdown and Odell leads the league in offenses ruined this year having chalked up, the Browns, the Rams, and the Italian Stallions. With Dalvin Cook out for the rest of the fantasy season, IS will have to really fight to not extended his record of number of seasons with the worst record.
Rush'n Missiles continues to try to forge their way into the playoffs for the first time ever and all it will take is one more victory. But those could be hard to come by with a tough remaining schedule and tons of byes from his beloved Packers this week. RM was led by "Four"nette BNE continues to live and die with Herbert and his 21 points weren't enough to pull the rest of his team up to victory. BNE could drop out of the playoffs as well, with hard schedule and the loss of Waller. Will Mattison taking the reins in Minnesota to be enough to find the one win he needs?
Big Cat Crushers has last number 1 overall pick for the season, his own son nearly doubled him up in revenger for BCC picking against him earlier in the year. Joe Mixon continues to dominate for TC and the lesbian keeps tossing touchdowns for both teams. TC could be headed for a first round bye but they will definitely be in the playoffs.
"Big Cat had a terrible week"
Eh Bid Dude managed to win for the second straight week without breaking 86 points. Luckily for EBD the teams, he managed to squeak out victories against were ahead of him the standings and he is still alive for the playoffs despite the second lowest point total in the league. EBD has managed this with the rapid demise of Russell Wilson. The Shoes control their own destiny for the playoffs but will have to battle two teams that may be finally getting healthy after a rough month in HC and $$$.
Blue Gatorade and Dollars didn't say shit this week because everyone knew the outcome before it started. $$$ will be getting some pieces back this week and hopes to avoid a Toilet Trophy. He isn't going to win any tie breaks so it doesn't look good for Dollars but listen here, Jesse. It helps me greatly if you beat Sergio this week.
In weekly pick'em 6 teams went 5-2 and 3 teams went 3-4. weekly picks can be made here
Power Rankings
1. SMBR 103-53
2. BG 100-56
3. TC 100-56
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4. HC 93- 63
5. CB 91-65
6. BNE 87-659
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7. BCC 79-77
8. BL 70-86
9. LZ 69-87
10. TS 69-87
11. 67-89
12. ODS 61-95
13. EBD 60-98
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14. $$$$ 43-113
Tinker Stinkers is finally not the luckiest team in the league as that is now EBD. But don't worry Tinker Stinkers you are most likely to be the luckiest team in the playoffs. HC is the unluckiest team.
Number of weeks in Top 7 scoring with total points as tie breaker
8 wins HC, BG, TC, CB
7 wins SMBR, BNE, BCC
6 wins LZ
5 wins TS, BL, IS
4 wins ODS, EBD
2 wins $$
Week 13 preview
With the playoffs rapidly upon us every game is a game of the week. So much on the line. Playoffs possibilities for every game. Get hype. All that is but ODS vs BL. That shit is for avoiding a toilet bowl.
Good luck!
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