Jeremy's Brother tasted defeat for the first time today and I'm sure it tasted like a Beef 'n Cheddar with a side of curly fries. Despite losing David Montgomery early in the game, EBD was able to hold one and remain unbeaten and unable to install an antennae. JB made the right decision in benching Rodgers but sadly was unable to bench and replace most of the rest of his roster. Jason clearly deserved this after slandering mentally handicapped people earlier in the week. Jason felt he could make fun of mentally handicapped children and believed they should be subject to mocking because he mistakenly thought he had volunteered in the classroom in high school, but I have received word that it was trial placement that didn't work out. When reached for comment, Mr. Toney said, "Jason tried really hard but he really wasn't up to the snuff we expect here. plus we didn't have any desks his size."
Lamar Jackson continued to lead Stabmyballzrepeatedly in his quest to regain the top stop in the standings. The Ravens QB played a level 7 rushing quarterback attack aided by a fire mage elf protection spell or some other unbathed weirdo bullshit. This was enough to lead him to the highest score for the second week in a row. Ogre's Death Squad got three good performances that were surrounded by shit, which was like watching flowers grow out of garbage. ODS has had some bad luck as the power rankings will show, but that is not what this blog is about. It's about shaming people. Maybe give up whatever time you are spending managing this team and focus on not letting your daughter wear Steelers shit. You too Sergio. Terrible fucking parents. Yes, yes, I know Max sucks ass but he was bitch when I met him when he was 6 years old. Too far gone.
The Collegians have fallen quickly since their championship run last year. Steve has been run through this season by injuries, suspensions, and this guy At least Armani helped the Browns beat your niece's favorite team. The Shoes has yet to face an opponent who has broken 100 this season, and his two victories are over the worst two teams in the league. Next week he gets to play the winless ODS.
(Bricklayers so far this season)
Bricklayers continued stomping mudholes in teams this week, derailing the Big Nasty Autodraft. What's an analogy for an unstoppable force. Bricklayers has had teams like this before but nobody remembers him for it. Jalen Hurts could be a league winner while BNE would settle for a game winner. Might be time for BNE to downgrade the level of transportation. The offensive defensive coordinator was finally able to not lose the defensive matchup, managing to tie this one and pull his defensive record to 0-2-1.
2012 108-.78 - 83.60
2013 104.62 - 86.67
2014 130.18 - 102.98
2015 140.30- 115.28
2016 109.23 - 103.62
2017 122.12 - 85.60
2018 148.23 - 80.47
2019 146.92- 106.65
2020 108.97- 100.03
2021 162.59 - 148.08
The youngest two members of the league tangled this week, as RM beat Blue Gatorade. Jefferson and Taylor have struck out for BG more than Max trying to find a date to homecoming. I'm gong to a homecoming dance this year and I'm 40, plus I know I'll get laid because I've been fucking Dom for 11 years now, since he’s my date. Maybe if you keep talking to your mommy about how to get a girl to talk to you, you'll figure out something. Rush n' Missiles hopes his 2-1 start allows him to do something he has never done before, no not make his father proud, I'm talking about winning a playoff game. That's a recap where I manage to slam both teams and get an additional dig in on Dom. Let me take a bow.
If you can't zoom in on this, Skynet believes that BL, SMBR, EBD are in and TC, IS, BB are out. HTPB version of the playoff computer $$$ has 3 (BL, EBD, HC) of his playoff predictions currently in the top 7.
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