Blue Gatorade used the power of Pepsi to defeat Ogre's Death Squad, who valiantly tried to overcome missing Josh Allen to take another loss. The least lucky teams in the league both end the week 2-5 despite being in the top half of the league in scoring and find themselves in a toilet bowl derby with the likes of the Collegians and teams that were auto drafted. The luck probably came from the stomach bug that tore through Max and hopefully for his sake his liquid shit first half of the season is behind him as well. Blue Gatorade was even able to win with Mark Andrews getting only 4 yards rushing which might be the craziest stat line of the year.
Bay-Bay's has managed to get their third win of the year despite not scoring more than 100 points since week 1. Rush'n Missiles will probably blame this loss on bye weeks but it is very doubtful that even Cooper Kupp can bail out this shit squad. The rest of RM is a poo poo platter. This journalist is prepared to name RM as the favorite to win the toilet trophy. Unlike Cory himself, the schedule gets much harder in the second half. I want to be clear and I can't stress the following enough: despite the victory, Bay-Bay's is still shit.
Los Zapatistas or whatever the fuck they are called this week, rode Joe Burrow to a strong week that once again Jason didn't comment on. I am sorry you are in an abusive relationship , Sergio. Karma came to get Dollars and dealt him a hard luck loss after handing him a few lucky wins. But he is still hitting 4/7 playoff teams. Dollars tried a new strategy of instead of trotting out a washed up QB like Brady or Wilson, he tried a not a ready to be starting young quarterback like Kenny Pickett. Some questions this game raises will need to answered by the coaches, who will replace Breeze Hall in the lineup? Is the Drake London thing over? Will Dollars ever find a Quarterback? Will Sergio stop this dumb name changing thing? Will Dollars finally confront that coward Big E? Will Sergio find someone to love him as much as he loves Jason?
(Jared Goff shown here showing HC what he can shove up his ass)
Hardcore Cabinet could have ended the unbeaten season of Bricklayers and pulled into sole position of third place but instead their injury riddled team falls into the middle of the pack. Bricklayers had his best players on bye and still scored 110 points. Staying unbeaten clearly is a goal of Bricklayers as they traded some of their depth away to fill holes for this week. Will it cost him down the line as so far this season Bricklayers has been injury free?
The Collegians hit their high water mark of the season but that high water mark was still the shallow end. However the shallow end is plenty deep enough to drown Jeremy's wee brother and The Collegians get their third win of the year. Collegians is really wasting all the shine from the fantasy gods. He is still yet to be in the top half of the league in scoring in any week but has managed three wins. JB has lost 3 of 4 games but faces Bay-Bay's and Rush'n Missiles the next two weeks and that usually cures what ails ya, but the Collegians were supposed to as well.
The Big Nasty Express has leapt all the way into 12th place with his second straight victory. Leaping over everyone who has ever married one of Kevin's sisters. Apparently being berated by your wife and near Joe's log cock makes you suck at fantasy football. BNE improves to 2-4-1 as defensive coordinator and coincidentally in undefeated when he wins the defensive matchup. Italian Stallions wanted their flowers the past few weeks but it seems the roses are wilting already. Can either of these teams make it all the way back into the playoff picture?
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Bricklayers won the week with a 6-1 records. BG went 1-6. Jason still maintains the overall lead with the Collegians bringing up the rear. Week 8 picks are available here.
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