The biggest matchup of the week turned into a walkover as SMBR decided not to show up and Bricklayers went on to stay undefeated. SMBR put up their lowest score of the season with only one player hitting over projections. Bricklayers continues to avoid injuries and losses. The schedule turns much more difficult for Bricklayers the rest of the way. Maybe Bricklayers should take a week and focus on the fact that he can't seem to read texts. Where is this link? What day is the draft? How the fuck do you write a book while reading at first grade level? Try to figure out who actually wrote his book by purchasing it here. Or maybe here.
The league's only tough luck loser this week was Jeremy's Brother who fell to the suddenly resurgent Italian Stallions. Despite the high scores both legendary QB's put up stinkers and the question needs to be asked. Are they washed, Russell Wilson style? The key to the victory was the Patriots defense and Rhamondre Stevenson who ruined Jason's day twice as they slaughtered the Browns and Jeremy's Brother. Luckily Taysom Hill and the FAAB breaking $74 dollars was there to keep the game close with 4.43 points ranking him as the 22nd highest tight end. The Italian Stallions won $10 this week most likely tripling their winnings over the last decade.
I'm trying to figure this out by Rush n' Missiles. Complain about how Joe Woods should be fired and the Browns defense is terrible. Then put that same defense in your lineup. The lone point for the Browns really hurt the Missiles. RM has some heavy hitters with Fournette and Cupp, but after that the drop off is steep. RM is as top heavy as body builder who skips leg day. Hardcore Cabinet moves to 4-2 on the season with another steady win despite only having two touchdowns. Don't worry too much RM as the other player yet to adjust to the quality of this league comes to town, the Bay-Bay's. After next week, HC will have played all of the top 7 teams except one.
Los Zapatistas had the second highest score of the week but blew game four of the ALDS and to pour salt in the wound, Jason didn't even mention in either thread how Sergio was scoring alot of points cementing that it is a one way dick suck relationship. Congratulations Jason. Blue Gatorade can't get the quarterback position right as it continues to collapse his team all the way to 1-5. Los Zapatistas gains his third win of the season, defeating the murders row of Bay-Bay's, The Collegians, and Blue Gatorade who have combined for 5 wins. Time will tell what LZ does after completing the XFL portion of his schedule.
Bay-Bay's wanted revenge against his older brother for not being invited to the beat off shed by Roy and Duane but unfortunately for Bay-Bay's they were not able to mainly based on the fact that the team is shitty. It also doesn't hurt to trade your best player to your opponent for a bag of fertilizer. Bay-Bay's did win a brand new Honda, by doubling up his score. Both Eh Bid Dude and Bay-Bays are in trophy contention this year, just two very different trophies. Eh Bid Dude wanted me to talk more about how good his team is but I'll let him handle that since he does it constantly anyhow. Just stay tuned to both threads to hear all about Roy's genius. Also commentary on moves even involving kickers. Maybe share some of that with Dan before next season.
Two teams who have been riding opposite ends of the luck spectrum this season met and neither one wanted to win. Dollars benched his newly acquired quarterback and rode Kirk Cousins to the victory. While ODS hoped that just Josh Allen would be enough, but it wasn't. The big win for Dollars could play a pivotal role in determining the last playoff spot at the end of the season Dollars has extended his winning streak against that well known coward ODS. All of the non Josh Allen members of ODS stunk. Marcus Valdez Scantling? 3 names 0 points. DJ Moore? needed moore than 7 yards, Eno Benjamin? E-no way. Is only two points Gould? Etc Etc...
Big Nasty Express got their first win of the season vs The Collegians. In this trash fight of the game, new edition to the BNE, Christian McCaffery was held to 18 points. BNE was able to get their first defense cooridinator win bringing Nick's record to 1-4-1. Dax is coming back soon and the extra ten points a game will get Steve right into that sweet spot of the 80 points a week range. Which will be high living for the Collegians. The win vaulted BNE all the way up in the standings to still in dead fucking last. It seems like TC infects their opponent each week like a virus lowing their opponents score as well. An investigation into this virus has been launched by virus expert Aaron Rodgers.
Skynet playoff odds (Skynet doesn't take into account byes)
BL 100
EBD 100
SMBR 99.17
HC 97.48
JB 93.45
$ 60.87
LZ 57.08
ODS 42.13
BG 25.45
IS 19.55
BNE 2.32
RM 2.2
BB 0.28
TC .03 ( Congratulations for the first time all season, Skynet thinks there could be a scenario where TC makes the playoffs.)
Weekly pick 'em results
Hardcore Cabinet won this week with a 6-1 record buoyed by the second one vote win of the season. Several teams went 5-2 (6), but bringing up the rear in points this week and pick em was Bay-Bay's 1-6. But the real loser is Dollars who didn't make his picks this week. Jason still leads overall with a one win lead over several competitors. Pick Week 7 here
Dollars Playoff Predictions
Dollars is currently hitting 5 of the 7. It think the Collegians pick is a goner and Italian Stallions has a bit of life. Los Zapatistas and Jeremy's Brother are crashing the party.
This week there is a mathematical tie for best matchup as the top four teams battle this week.
#1 Bricklayers vs #4 Hardcore Cabinet
#2 Eh Bid Dude vs #3 Stabmyballzrepeatedly
ODS vs BG
$$ vs LZ
RM vs BB
TC vs JB
Toilet Bowl Matchup of the Week
#14 BNE vs #9 IS
Good luck to all next week.
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