Ogre's Death Squad defeats Blue Gatorade
Shrek uses a bazooka to kill a housefly.
The Death Squad could have saved some of those 7 touchdowns because just setting your lineup is enough to defeat Blue Gatorade. Dak left the game with a pulled hamstring and someone needs to pull the lever on the electric chair for Blue Gatorade this season. They have broken 100 points this season only once, which however is more times than they have kissed a girl. ODS was voted to be the team most likely to emerge from the bottom to take a playoff spot and their remaining schedule is as soft as Big E's back hair. ODS only plays one team that is currently in the top 7 (HC) the rest of the way.
Tinker Stinkers defeat Big Nasty Express
A man smokes Arby's roast beef over a tire fire while burning down small hillbilly town of Waco.
Big Nasty Express has managed to break 82 points three times season and Tinker Stinkers took advantage with the lucky win. Austin Ekeler was in sole control of the Commanders backfield but it was not enough because Nick Webb was in control of the roster. In appears that BNE will continue to wait for that elusive drafted championship team. Can Tinker Stinkers overcome their putrid point total to make a run to sneak into the postseason? Doubtful as he only plays one non playoff team the rest of the season.
Italian Stallions defeat Rush' N Missiles
Rocky Balboa holds the Mike Johnson cup
Rush n' Missiles was able to get 28 points from Alvin Kamara and turn into fucking nothing. Not that mattered as Italian Stallions led the league in points this week with 160 spot. Saquon and Achane combined to score more than a few teams have done as whole this year, I'm looking at you BNE and BG. The Loins are having the season of dreams. They have yet to score less than 106 points this season. Next week Italians Stallions faces their biggest challenge as Hardcore Cabinet awaits. Can the Loins end 12 years of losing or will the streak become a teenager? Italian Stallions would have beaten Hardcore Cabinet 5 of the nine weeks but only once in the 5.
The Collegians defeat Stabmybalzrepeatedly
SMBR didn't take Amari Cooper out of the lineup but it wouldn't have mattered as Joe Burrow tossed 5 tuddies. Amazingly none of them went to Jamar Chase which kept this game close. The Collegians seem to have grabbed ahold of one of the playoff spots under the big 4. With a 6-3 record and only one game remaining against a top 7 team (RM), The Collegians have been given league approval to sell playoff tickets. SMBR may have packed it in for the season ending their impressive 3 playoff streak. Barring an insane comeback or a crazy collapse by LZ, he will own the longest current playoff streak in the league.
Hardcore Cabinet defeats Bricklayers
A strong muscular goat stands tall over a weak down on it's luck goat with a tiny head.
In a battle of the two greatest teams in league history, Bricklayers were unable to gain the victory despite scoring their second highest point total of the year. JK Dobbins ran right through the remaining hope in both the Browns and Bricklayers season. The difference in this game was the 23 point swing in defenses in a game decided by 22 points. Bricklayers had the massively inferior D. Although he can hold on to having the most wins in league history and tied for the most championships....for now. Hardcore Cabinet currently holds the top spot in the league but upcoming titan battles against IS and EBD make that position tenuous.
Dollars defeats Bay-Bay's
A Mountie is crushed under a giant bag of cash.
Dollars got himself a needed win to remain atop the teams fighting behind the big 4. He needed this win as his schedule the rest of the way is brutal TS, RM, HC, IS, LZ. Bay-Bay's has blamed injuries for his team being bad during it's entire existence. This season he has been healthy and has a 5-9 record. I am beginning to think that he is just not very good at this. Dollars had such a good week down his roster that he was able to put up 122 with Kyler only getting 3 points. Can the rest of the roster over come the 2nd half of the season Kyler slump?
Eh Big Dude defeats Los Zapatistas
Jason Vorhees steals a wolf's sombrero.
Eh Big Dude is riding a 3 game winning streak into his long awaited week 10, while Los Zapatistas takes two straight losses against championship caliber foes. EBD dude appears to have dodged a major injury to AJ Brown and his Philly stack. Despite averaging 128 points over the last two weeks, The Shoes have nothing to show for it but two losses. LZ will look to recover against a Charmin soft rest of the schedule of BG, SMBR, RM, BL, and $$. These two will continue to battle with HC and IS for that coveted bye. Although the absolutely most hilarious timeline is EBD getting to week 10 and losing to last place BL.
1. LZ 98-19
Still a class to himself. Unico en su clase.
2. EBD 86-31
3. HC 83-34
4. IS 80-37
Title contenders every one in this group. I would shocked if the Big Cat was raised by someone not in this group.
5. $$ 60-57
6. BB 59-58
Mediocre Good
7. TC 55-62
8. RM 52-65
9. ODS 52-65
Mediocre Bad
10. TS 49-62
11. BNE 43-74
12. BL 42-75
13. SMBR 39-78
Not this year
Bay-Bay's has been the only one with a large degree of bad luck, being 4 spots lower than he should be. RM has stolen his playoff valor.
This week Hardcore Cabinet won the week with a 6-1 record which keeps him in the overall lead for the season. ODS went down with a abysmal 2-5 record which drops him into last place overall for the season.
Season totals and week by week breakdown here.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10U1yZLxPBRtqUHSNx8yUlUHe2l8aNko6d5y9UO14BRI/edit?usp=sharing
As a reminder since this is the first time I am including this in the flog, this is based of off how your team has done. It does not know injuries or bye weeks. For example, CMC has not played at all for EBD so Skynet has no idea he is even on the roster. I drop all decimals for ease of reading and typing.
First round bye odds
LZ 50, HC 26, IS 18, EBD 3
Playoff odds
LZ 100, HC 99, IS 99, EBD 99, TC 98, $$ 86, RM 60, ODS 22, BB 20, TS 10, BNE >1, SMBR >1, BL 0, BG 0
We have finally made it to week 10. Hold on to your butts.
#1 Hardcore Cabinet vs Italian Stallions
#13 BG vs #3 LZ
#14 BL vs #4 EBD
#5 $$ vs #9 TS
#8 ODS vs #11 SMBR
#7 RM vs #6 TC
Toilet Bowl Game of the Week
#10 Bay-Bay's vs #12 Big Nasty Express
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