Friday, November 1, 2024

Pick your win. (Monkey's Paw scenario)





 Everyone knew I was winning this, but why did I win is the real interesting topic.  But before we get there, let us break down the others receiving votes.


Bricklayers, Eh Big Dude, and Blue Gatorade all got 1 vote but each for different reasons.  One for sustained greatness, one for sustained shittiness, and one because he's heel and Nick has always and will always want to beat you.  You guys figure it out.  


I think the real most hated man in HTPB is the The Collegians.  Receiving 3 votes.  I literally shit talk every person in this league weekly.  But 3 people said "Nay Nay, I will not defeat Hardcore Cabinet, Fuck Steve."  


Now let's break down 8 votes that Hardcore Cabinet received.  These votes can be sorted into three categories.  

Category 1: Hardcore Cabinet's greatness.  Three league members chose Hardcore Cabinet because of all of the winning that HC has done this year, last year and all the years.

Category 2: Reading facts about my performance is upsetting.  Three league members chose Hardcore Cabinet for not liking when write what their fantasy teams does.  

Category 3: I fucked your mother.  This is includes votes from both Blue Gatorade and SMBR.  SMBR just replied STFU so I assume that means he knows I have had the Peaches and Cream.  




No matter why you hate me, just know that I am glad you do.  Faces sell t-shirts, heels sell tickets.



 

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