Sean Mooney is confused as to what Beefcake is doing as he looks at the papers that Mooney is holding for him. Beefcake says that he is looking at Mr. Perfect's impressive record. Mooney must not read his own notes if he had no idea what was on that paper. Lack of preparation on Mooney's part does not constitute an emergency on Beefcake's part. I bet Todd Pettengill reads his notes. Sloppy shop, Mooney.
Beefcake says that nobody is really perfect...everyone has flaws...everybody makes mistakes...after this match, I'll sever his perfect record at a pretty good clip...
Beefcake uses his shears to try to cut the notes that Mooney is holding, only to miss on the first cut and barely cut a corner of the papers on attempt number 2. Actually proving the point of his promo that everyone makes mistakes. Beefcake with a masters class is the subtle promo here, which I am sure was his intent.
Beefcake then cackles and cuts, but we get no struts.
We return to the ring and The Genius is introducing Mr. Perfect. Perfect heads down in the ring cart with his great theme song filling the Skydome. Now Beefcake's underrated them song kicks up and out comes Beefcake cutting but once again not strutting as he is in the ring cart which does not have sufficient strut space. A gentleman is shown in a Canadian Tuxedo here in Toronto. He gives us some finger clippers and then tries to his own follicles to no avail.
Perfect and Genius bail from the ring when Brutus enters the ring brandishing a murder weapon. The bell rings while Perfect is still outside. Beefcake takes his time removing his jacket and bow tie. Perfect attacks him which since the bell rang is totally legal.
Beefcake quickly reverses the control and nails several quick punches to Perfect's stomach. Beefcake tosses Perfect out of the ring. Once Perfect gets back in and tries to go on offense but Perfect lowered his head too soon for a back body drop and ate a kick to the face. An atomic drop launches perfect out of the ring again. Mr. P confers with the Genius to rethink their game plan.
Once again back in the ring and then combatants resize each other up. Perfect finally gets on the advantage with some punches, kicks, and turnbuckle shots, but Beefcake quickly reestablishes dominance. Beefcake sends Perfect into the turnbuckle with causes, Perfect to bounce off with a somersault. Now the Barber comes in with double ax handles, a body slam, corner punches, another turnbuckle blast, and a clothesline. Beefcake calls for the sleeper hold. Mary Tyler Moore is shown in the crowd and she loves it.
"Who can turn the World on with his shears?
Who can take an undefeated streak and suddenly make it all worthless.
Well it's you Beefer and you should know it.
With each cut and every little strut you show it.
Hair is all around you no need to comb it.
You can have the win no need to fake it.
You're going to make it after all!!!!"
Genius is up on the apron which distracts referee Joey Marella and Beefcake. The Genius leaves his metal scroll in the ring. Perfect takes this opportunity to rearrange Beefcake's face like a paragliding women's knees. Mr. Perfect does not make a cover attempt. Instead he keeps stomping the Barber's head. He hits a float over neck snap for a 2 count. Perfect gives Beefcake some kicks to the gut. Gorilla comments on how the illegal object shot has changed this match 360 degrees. Jesse has to educate Gorilla on how degrees work and the match has only changed 180 degrees.
Perfect continues the assault with a hard knife edged chop and a knee lift. He taunts and smacks the beaten and worn down Barber. Beefcake does a double leg take down and slingshots Perfect over the turnbuckle and Perfect hits head first on the ring post. Knocking him unconscious. Brutus the Barber Beefcake makes the cover and hands Mr. Perfect his first loss. Perfect has been hoist on his own ring post instead of his petard.
While Beefcake celebrates the big win, Genius grabs the shears and tries to sneak back to the locker room with them. Unfortunately for the Genius, Beefcake sees this and peruses. He takes him back into the ring and after another escape attempt, Genius goes nighty nighty thanks to the sleeper. Perfect is too groggy to help as Genius gets his second haircut from Beefcake in 1990.
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