The league has come down to one final week. With 4 teams in (ODS/RM are in yahoo doesn't pay attention to tie breakers) 5 teams who's seasons are over. Leaving 5 teams to fight over 3 spots to continue their seasons and have a shot at some cash and glory.
Big Nasty Express 127 defeats StabMyBalzRepeatedly 115
man in a black "universal comics" hoodie hangs on the edge of a mountain side, while a man with a red beard in a shirt that says, "I brake for asterisks" to try to climb to safety
Both teams will be fighting for their playoff lives next week while had the result been reversed both teams fates would have been sealed. BNE was led by the Buffalo Bills defense and Bijan Robinson who each totaled 28 points. Pat Mahomes' 35 points was 30% of SMBR total. SMBR is win and in, lose and maybe in. BNE has to win and get some help, especially a SMBR loss.
Hardcore Cabinet 126 defeats Ogre's Death Squad 88
A man carves a Thanksgiving turkey made from Shrek in a kitchen with 3 football trophies displayed.
The Death Squad continues to be held back from greatest by the quarterback position. ODS has scored 10 or less points from the position 6 times this year.
Sham Darnold took JSN down with him to suffer the loss. Hardcore Cabinet snaps a short two game skid and while both teams still have a shot at the #1 seed, it can only happen with a Zapatista loss, but both have clinched a playoff spot.
Rush 'n Missiles127 defeat Blue Gatorade 72
A coach holding a water bottle filled with black liquid yells at a bald college kid to "get the fuck back" into his giant golden toilet.
A two year journey of dodging the toilet with amazing luck while drinking himself stupid and doing no work towards avoiding the toilet has come to an end. Blue Gatorade gets the hardware he deserves. Please contact Brickwood to get that thing because I'm sure as hell not having that thing in my house as an intermediary. The loser moved out so should his trophy of shame. It didn't take much beyond Seattle's 42 points from the D and 20 from his kicker to give RM the win and a playoff spot.
Dollars 110 defeats The Collegians 94
An Air Force veteran is giving a blood transfusion from Joe Burrow.
Dollars keeps his tiniest flicker of playoff hopes alive.
It would take a Dollars upset of #2 Hardcore Cabinet and loses by one of BB/TS/SMBR and loses by EBD and BNE and then score enough points to win a tie breaker which would mean outscoring them by 120 points. So Dollars is out, sorry. Dollars playoff predictions also are mostly out. He correctly nailed HC and ODS, but missed on himself, IS, TC, and BL. BNE can still get him to 3 correct on the season. The Collegians are heading into the off season prepared to go full Gollum when someone comes to get the precious from him. Hide in the fridge next to the half used jar of MIDS and jug of water.
Italian Stallions 137 defeat Los Zapatistas 99
A man in a sombrero gets swept away by a herd of stallions each named after a different kind of pasta.
While the Loins dreams of a rare back to back playoffs appearances have gone up in smoke. He can rest easy that he will not be winning the toilet trophy and ended the streak against Hardcore Cabinet.
He heads back to drawing board for next season. Los Zapatistas are getting beaten up at the wrong time. St. Brown looks to miss some time, and Herbert broke his hand, maybe after punching a wall after seeing the St. Brown injury. Can he get the win next week to get the bye and allow his team to heal an extra week?
Bricklayers 120 defeat Tinker Stinker 87
A man with dwarfism is being pulled into an abyss by a hand made of bricks, in the middle of the meat section at a grocery store.
Tinker Stinker has been let down Lamar Jackson lately, and despite getting a newly reenergized AJ Brown for the second running back in Detroit, is 2-5 over his last 7 games. Obviously Tinker Stinker needs to get
Lamar back running on all cylinders because he is odds with ownership lately. TS has failed to score over 100 in 4 of those 7 as well. The wheels might be coming off but has a win and in scenario next week, but with CMC on a bye things could be dicey. Bricklayers streak of not making the playoffs since the franchise altering undefeated season playoff choke continues. He will hold on to the all time league wins as he currently holds a two win edge over Hardcore Cabinet.
BayBay's 88 defeat Eh Big Dude 79
A younger brother mountie steals a sign labeled "Last Playoff Spot" from Jason Vorhees.
Bay-Bay's are living the
Canadian Dream this season. A playoff spot is all but sewn up and BB will at the very least have the first winning season in franchise history. It was a sloppy victory for BB's as he would have lost to all but 3 teams this week. Since EBD crowed about being an a roll and not having a difficult schedule, they have gone 1-5. Luckily for EBD the middle of the standings haven't done much better and they still have a shot at the playoffs but will need some help. EBD needs a win, and two of BNE, SMBR, and TS need to lose. Then tiebreakers come into play with TS and SMBR. It's uphill climb.
This week three teams only got 1 game correct, HC, RM, and TS. Way to go, assholes. It was a 4-3 winning week for EBD, SMBR, IS, BNE. EBD is still the overall leader, one win ahead of SMBR. BG is DFL in this as well, 1 behind $$. Check out your standings
here.
Still #1
1. LZ 119-50
Wolves in Waiting
2. RM 110-57
3. TS 109-60
Could make a run
4. ODS 95-74
5. SMBR 92-77
6. EBD 91-78
Mediocre
#7 IS 83-86
#8 HC 82-87
#9 BNE 82-87
Bad
#10 TC 76-93
#11 $$ 71-98
#12 BL 69-100
#13 BB 67-102
Awful
#14 BG 42-127
Three matchup could have been the game of the week with a score of 10 in total seeds. So I give the Game of the Week to the one with the most playoff implications.
#1 Los Zapatistas vs #10 Eh Big Dude
#3 RM vs #7 SMBR
#4 ODS vs #6 TS
#2 HC vs #10 $$
#8 BNE vs #14 BG
#5 BB vs #11 BL
Toilet Bowl Game of the Week with absolutely nothing on the line
#12 Italian Stallions vs #13 The Collegians
