Tuesday, October 5, 2021

HTPB Week 20.4

Week 4 in HTPB further bunched teams the league is full of parity this season.




In the highest scoring match up of the week, Blue Gatorade led the league in scoring, and gave Italian Stallions a hard luck loss.  43 Monday night points from Eckler and Cook where enough to run past the Italian Stallions, who know have to figure out how to replace keeper David Montgomery, which could be as difficult for Dom as that pesky reading.  


SMBR gave Big E a good run through with that Big D.  Defense that is. As the Buffalo Bills put up a whopping 25 points, which outscored everyone on ODS.  SMBR looks to be having a bounce back season after last year's toiletries and ODS looks like he could be headed to another basement season.


But not the basement floor, because that is occupied by Dollars. A live look at Dollars setting his lineup each week:




Dollars is having the season from Hell.  Concussions, COVID, blown knees, kickers not kicking, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!  The Collegians put up 94 points and won....COMFORTABLY.  Maybe better days are ahead, but it sure doesn't seem like it.  


Speaking of wining with a low score, Tinker Stinkers and coach Mike Richards.  They pulled out a narrow 2 point victory led almost completely by Patrick Mahomes 5 TD's.  A zero spot from injured Logan Thomas was the difference for Hardcore Cabinet along with other various shit performances, knocking him from his two week stay atop the standings.  Clearly JJ, would have been smart enough to use his adult sized hands to enter Kalif Raymond into the starting lineup this week.  


Bricklayers finally broke into the top 7 in scoring in a given week with their victory over the suddenly tail spinning Big Cat's Crushers.  As an old guy Big Cat should have known that rain is bad for the old joints as Brady put up a stinker in his return to New England. Bricklayers has a tough time deciding which running back to send out in a given week. Miles Gaskin 0.3 was the correct play, however as he eked out Sony Michel's -0.9.  I don't know how much longer Bricklayers can leave Mark Ingram's 2.4 points on the bench. It's quite the three headed monster.  Pictured here: 



 The Big Nasty Express beat Los ZapaTinkerStinkers,  I'm unsure of the losing team's name.  The coach is way more worried about other teams.  It's weird.  You think JJ needs an Emotional Support Mexican?  Shut the hell up, you stupid Sergio.  


Anyway....

A very well rounded effort from BNE's squad led to an easy win as BNE appear to have gotten back on the right track since an early season slog.  


Eh Bid Dude took his first hard luck loss of season to the always dangerous Even Week Rushin' Missiles.  This one was hard to predict as EBD always says, "Projections are wrong and stupid except when they aren't for but otherwise fuck off and know the rules except the ones I don't know.  Fags"




Power Rankings: 

1. BG 38-14

2. TC 35-17

3. HC 34-18

4. SMBR 34-18

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5. BNE 28-24

6. IS 28-24

7. RM 25-27

8. BCC 24-28

9. TS 24-28

10. BL 24-28

11. EBD 23-29

12. LZ 22-30

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13. ODS 18-34

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14. $$ 7-45


Analysis:  HC and TC feel back into the pack with the rest of the top teams.  There has been little discern between teams 5-12.  ODS has been bad but not Dollars bad who deserves his own section.  Blue Gatorade has been the unluckiest team in the league, as the power rankings show he is the most consistent team in the league but he is only in 5th place.  The luckiest team has been Tinker Stinkers, who is 6 spots ahead of where the numbers say he should be.  


Weekly Pick em.  

Bricklayers took first place this week with a 6-1 record while Big Cat and Tinker Stinkers went 3-4 at the bottom.  Week 5 pick em can be done https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/14389/pickem?week=5


Week 5 preview:  The Best Matchup of the Century of the Week is a battle between 3-1 teams SMBR VS Tinker Stinkers.

HC vs RM

BNE vs BCC

BG vs BL

$$ vs IS

EBD vs TC

and the Toilet Bowl Preview of Week is ODS vs LZ.


I hope you enjoyed reading, didn't take anything personal, and I wish you good luck in Week 5.


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