Vaya con dios to our friends who were not smart, talented or good looking enough to piece together a winning record. Let's look at how they failed themselves and their families this year.
Blue Gatorade
14th place
4-10
He finally gets the toilet he deserved last year and this year. Will he finally learn that you have to take two seconds not drinking and pay attention to win?
Longest win streak 2
Losing streak 7
High Score Week 14 vs BNE 118
Lowest Score Week 4 vs ODS 76
The Collegians
13th place
4-10
The season started with a low point of 45 in week 1 and never got better.
Longest Win Streak 2
Losing Streak 4
High 154 Week 7 vs RM
Low 45 week vs LZ
Italian Stallions
12th place
5-9
After last year's blip of success, Italian Stallions continues their run as an also ran in league history.
Longest Win Streak 2 (2 times)
Loss Streak 6
High Score 143 week 10 vs $$
Low Score 75 week 1 vs HC
Bricklayers
11th place
6-8
They continue to wander in the desert after losing in the playoffs from their undefeated season, trying to find purpose in life.
Losing Streak 5
Winning streak 2 (twice)
High Score 131 week 8 vs BG
Low Score 77 week 12 LZ
10th place
7-7
The BNE went super mid this year and didn't have a losing record which in Waco is banner hanging time.
Win Streak 3
Loss Streak 3
High Score Week 6 127 vs BL
Low Score Week 7 76 vs IS
9th place
7-7
But all his eggs in a Bengal basket and the yolk was on him. Dollars playoff picks were also poor as he only landed 2 correct.
Win Streak 3
Loss Streak 3 (2x)
High Score week 3 126 vs Tinker Stinker (lost)
Low Score week 11 64 vs SMBR
Stabmybalzrepeatedly
8th place 7-7
Started out unlucky with some high scoring losses but the wheels fell off as the season went on and those low scores cost him the tiebreaker.
Win Streak 4
Loss Streak 2 (3 times)
High Score 147 week 6 vs BB
Low Score 91 week 14 vs RM
Your week 1 and double matchups
BG vs TC
IS vs BL
BNE vs $$
SMBR vs the lowest seeded first round loser (one of EBD, TS, BB, HC)
Enough of those losers
#1 LZ 126-56
#2 RM 122-60
#3 TS 113-69
#4 ODS 108-74
#5 EBD 99-83
#6 SMBR 95-87
#7 HC 92-90
Apologies to Kevin, as he is the one deserving team to miss the playoffs.
#8 IS 88-94
#9 $$ 82-100
#10 BNE 7-109
#11 TC 77-105
#12 BL 75-107
#13 BB 67-115
#14 BG 51-131
How the heck did Dan make the playoffs!?
Congratulations to week 14 winners HC, $$, IS who went 5-2. EBD got zero points as he thought he was probably out so was checked out. RM was the lowest of the pickers 2-5. Season long leader is SMBR with BG still at the bottom. See your spot before the playoff picking.
The sliding doors of different schedules won't be as clean as last year, as 7-7 was the cut off for playoffs with tie breakers but still fun to look at.
Making the playoffs with anyone's schedule was only LZ. He would have maxed out at 12-2 vs HC schedule and would have went 7-7 with ODS/TS.
13/14 making the playoffs schedules
ODS High 11-3 (BB) Low 6-8 (TS)
EBD High 10-4 (LZ) Low 6-8 (TC)
RM High 11-3 (BNE) Low 6-8 (TS)
TS High 11-3 BB Low 6-8 (EBD)
11/14 playoff making schedules
HC High 9-5 (BNE/HC) Low 5-9 (ODS)
7/14 playoff scenarios
SMBR 10-4 (BL) 4-10 (LZ)
4/14 playoff scenarios
BNE 9-5 (HC) 3-11 (BB)
3/14 playoff scenarios
IS 9-5 (ODS) 5-9 (IS/TS/BB)
2/14 playoff scenarios
$$ 8-6 (HC) 4-10 (TS)
1/14 playoff scenarios
BL 8-6 (HC) 4-10 (RM/SMBR)
BB 8-5 (BB threaded the needle) 2-12 (TC)
No Chance in Hell
0/14 playoff scenarios
TC 7-7 (RM/SMBR) 4-10 (TC/ODS)
BG 6-8 (SMBR) 2-12(lots)
Bye LZ Two championships
ODS (1) vs EBD (2)
HC (3) vs BB (0)
TS (0) vs RM (0)
Good luck to all but especially to me!
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