2025/26 Bowl Beverage Boogaloo: College Bowl Game Preview Silliness

                                                                 

Sat Dec 13 8pm ABC

It's the fifth and FINAL Bucked Up La Bowl hosted by Gronk features the Mountain West Champions Boise State Broncos 9-4 (6-2)in their final season in the conference before heading to the Pac next season.  Everything is ending! What's the point anymore!! Why even bother?  We continue to strive forward because the gol derned Washington Huskies went 8-4 (5-4) in the stupid bloated Big Ten and some supplement company for douche bags called Bucked Up paid for it.  Their website has tons of asterisk next to every claim for their products which mean they are good because stars are good.  Washington is favored by 10.

Tuesday Dec 16 9:00 ESPN 

It's the 12th IS4S Salute to Veterans Bowl! Formerly the Camellia Bowl which didn't give a shit about Stewart and his service.  It's the Southern Based Runner Up Conferences Bowl as the Sun Belt's Troy Trojans 8-5 (6-2) battle Conference USA Jacksonville State Gamecocks 8-5 (7-1).  IS4S is a company that sells military grade tech to anybody with the money but don't worry, their slogan is Ethics Over Profit.  It gives off the vibes of somebody saying there is nothing to worry about so now that makes you worry, because why are they saying that shit.  Troy are -2.5 favorites.  

Wednesday Dec 17 5:00 PM ESPN

It's the 11th Staff DNA Cure Bowl!  The South Florida Bulls 9-3 (6-2, 4th American) battle the Old Dominion Monarchs 9-3 (6-2, 2nd Sun Belt West) Staff DNA is a company that helps other companies hire medical professionals, so keep this in mind Jason, for your in home nursing needs after your third pork based coronary.  So let's watch the Cure Bowl and stomp out cancer and gamble.  Two things I'm passionate about.  Cancer bad, betting good.  South Florida is a -3.5 favorite and next year's head coach, Canton's own Brian Hartline will probably be shown at least one time.

Wednesday Dec 17 8:30 ESPN

It's the 27th 68 Ventures Bowl, the Delaware Fightin' Blue Hens are in their first bowl game ever after being granted bowl eligibility their first year because there were not enough 6-6 teams, after a 4-4 7th place finish in Conference USA.  They will battle 6-6 (5-3, 3rd Sun Belt West) Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns whoa are 3 point favorites.  I've 68 problems but the 68 Ventures Bowl ain't one.  68 Ventures appears to be an investment company of some kind but they invest in your Gulf of Mexico coast area business not the other way around.  Their website makes them feel like they would be a shadowy company that was playing God in some weird 2007 Tom Cruise movie.  Go ahead google it. 

Thursday December 18 9:00 ESPN2

It's the first ever Xbox Bowl!  That's history my friends.  Tell your kids that got to see the Arkansas State Red Wolves (6-6, 5-3 4th in the Sun Belt West) are favored by 1.5 over the Missouri State Bears (7-5, 5-3 4th in Conference USA) It's also the first bowl game for Missouri State.  More first times than a prom night! I personally have never owned an Xbox, heck I think I've only played one a handful of times.  I've been a PlayStation guy.  It's played in the Dallas Cowboys practice field so I can't wait to see the crowd shots of a row of bleachers.  

Friday December 19th 11:00 AM ESPN

It's the 6th Myrtle Beach Bowl powered by Engine!  The Kennesaw State Owls who were runners up in Conference USA 10-3 (7-1) will battle the MAC champion Western Michigan Broncos 9-4 (7-1) on the blue turf.  This game has it all, blue turf, MACtion, a conference champion, a company that reimagines corporate travel, and Sidney Applebaum!  The Broncos are a 3.5 favorite.

Friday December 19th 2:30 ESPN

It's the 17th Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl, the longest running pirate based bowl in the Western Florida area!   The Memphis Tigers finished 6th in the American conference 8-4 (4-4) will battle the North Carolina State Wolfpack 7-5 (4-4).  NC State is favored by 4.5 for this ancient rivalry between cats and dogs.  Gaspiralla is a mythical pirate of the Gulf of Mexico and not a very real burro pirate of South of Canton like Big E.  

Don't care about this game, it's not even named anything.  It's an SEC battle between a team somehow ranked #8 in the country while finishing 6th in their conference, the Oklahoma Sooners 10-3 (6-2) will host the #9 Alabama Crimson Tide who went 10-2 (7-1).  Alabama is a -1.5 favorite. 

Then on Saturday at noon on ABC it's the Miami Hurricanes (10-2) giving 3 points at the Texas AM Aggies

Also the Tulane Green Wave are a 17.5 point underdog to the Ole Miss Rebels on Saturday at 3:30 on TNT

James Madison Dukes have to overcome a 21 point spread when they travel to the Oregon Ducks.

Honestly who cares about any of this.  

Monday December 22nd 2:00 ESPN

It's the 29th Famous Idaho Potato Bowl! Finally enough of those stupid playoff games.  This is what we want, a battle of 6-6 Washington State Cougars who won the Pac-12 by winning the only game the league has over Oregon State against the third best team in Utah, the Utah State Aggies 6-6 (4-4) who finished 6th in the Mountain West before jumping to the PAC-12 next season.  Got all that?  Well this game is played on blue turf usually in snow and whipping winds.  Utah State is favorite by 1.5 points.  What's your favorite baked potato topping?  Probably going to have to go with butter slightly over sour cream.  

Tuesday December 23rd 2:00 ESPN

It's the 12th Boca Raton Bowl but the first "of Beans" edition!  We've got the Toledo Rockets 8-4 (6-2) good for 4th place in the MAC going head to head with the Louisville Cardinals 8-4 (4-4) 7th in the ACC.  I have never made baked beans myself, I have always used canned, but I think I might for this game, I'm off this day and what better way to enjoy a game on the campus of Florida Atlantic.  Louisville are -6.5 favorites. 

Tuesday December 23rd 5:30 ESPN

It's the 25th New Orleans Bowl! We are going to have a super time in the New Orleans Super Dome.  The Western Kentucky Hilltoppers are favored by -2.5, 8-4 (6-2) good for third in Conference USA will face the Southern Miss Golden Miss 7-5 (5-3) #2 in the Sun Belt West.  Maybe we can get some beads because despite having lots of member of BBB having breasts, it's all dudes. 

Tuesday December 23rd 9:00 ESPN

It's the 8th Frisco Bowl!  The University of Nevada Las Vegas Rebels went 10-3 (6-2) were 2nd in the Mountain West are -6.5 favorites battle the Ohio Bobcats 8-4 (6-2) 3rd place in MAC.  Ohio just fired their coach, Brian Smith,  for being drunk at team functions and having a bit of the in out in out with a student.  Luckily interim coach John Hauser, the Frisco Bowl is sponsored by Scooter's Coffee and not Scooter's Bourbon and student banging.  Enjoy the only bowl game ever won by Kent State!

   Wednesday Dec 24 8:00 ESPN

It's the 22nd Sheraton Hawaii Bowl! The Christmas tradition of putting the game on while trying to assemble a toy on Christmas Eve or being disappointed in what a lazy turd lives in your basement continues. Max knows what I'm taking about.  You can stay at the Honolulu Sheraton for as little as $311 on Christmas Eve if you want a viewless room with a queen bed.  And who needs a view when your eyes will be glued to the TV. This year features the Hawaii Rainbow Warriors 8-4 (5-3) 6th in the Mountain West taking on the California Golden Bears 7-5 (4-4) 10th in the ACC.  So put the gifts under the tree and grab an adult beverage and enjoy the show.  Can Hawaii cover the -1.5 spread?  Will you be just as surprised as the kids when the gifts are opened? 

Enter Picks here

Ruthless C Shows WWE Velocity 11/8/2003 & WWE Heat 11/9/2003

 

Check the audio version of this week's Raw and Smackdown breakdown.

It's a Saturday Night what else to do than watch some WWE Velocity!

Match #1

The World's Greatest Tag Team Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas vs Billy Kidman and Funaki

Shelton and Funaki start out.  Funaki gets a drop kick to the knee and then the face.  Tag to Kidman for a sunset flip attempt for a 2 count.  Benjamin tags in Charlie Haas.  Kidman hits a snap mare and head scissors.  Charlie Haas fights back with a clothesline, and Shelton comes in for a broken arrow double team stun gun.  Shelton turns a back breaker into a stretch.  Kidman breaks free for a cross body, but Shelton grabs his leg to prevent the tag.  Haas in for a hard Irish whip to the corner, a body slam, and a bear hug.  Kidman breaks free, gets a drop kick and tags in Funaki.  Funaki hits an enziguri, spinning head scissors, tornado DDT for a 2 count.  Funaki gets caught with a Shelton Benjamin gorilla press onto Charlie Haas' knee.  Kidman breaks up the fall.  He hits Shelton with a bulldog.  He climbs up top for a shooting star press attempt but instead hits an intervening Charlie Haas with a top rope kick.  Kidman falls victim to a back body drop to Kidman.  Funaki rolls through on Haas but eats a super kick from Benjamin to end it in 6:39.  (**1/2).

A Bashams promo

Doug says that Eddie Guerrero's shenanigans won't work again.  They are brothers.  There are real famalia.  Danny says they don't stay down unless Shaniqua tells them to.  They won't lose their titles.

Match #2

Spanky and Paul London vs Shannon Moore and Kanyon

Start with a double team Japanese arm drag, and a partner aided moonsault by Paul London.  Shannon brings him down with a hair pull and tags in Kanyon who gets caught with an arm drag.  London gets a top rope arm grasped leg drop.  Tag to Spanky for a launched sunset flip.  Spanky gets a hip toss and locks in an arm bar.  Kanyon powers out and hangs him on the top rope.  A tag to Shannon Moore for some rope chokes and stomps.  Kanyon back in for a swinging neck breaker and a rope bounce bulldog.  Shannon Moore tagged back in to hit a snap suplex and synch in a back stretch.  Spanky uses forearm strikes to escape.  Moore misses a corner splash.  Both men tag out.  London hits a high crossbody and a dropsault kick, followed by a springboard moonsault.  Moore hits a back suplex but Spanky nails a flying forearm.  Kanyon hits a Kanyon bomb on Spanky.  Paul London attempts a roll up.  Kanyon's flatliner attempt to London in broken up.  Spanky hits a super kick to Moore. A double team reverse STO with an eziguri combo to get the win for Spanky and London in 6:42.  (***1/4)

Match #3

Sean O'Haire vs Showtime Eric Young

O'Haire biels Young across the ring and hits him with a spinal tap kick.  It is followed up with a jawbreaker and clothesline.  Another pair of spinal taps with some rope choking and a bear hug.  A devastating face breaker transitions into ta reverse fireman's carry for the squash win in 2:26.  (*)

Match #4

Rikishi with Scotty 2 Hotty vs Chuck Palumbo with Johnny the Bull Stamboli

Palumbo starts off with a headlock.  Rikishi breaks out with a big clothesline and a hard irish whip into the corner.  Palumbo bails to the outside before the stink face.  Palumbo back in for huge strikes. The Bull gets a cheap shot.  Palumbo hits a big boot, stomps, rope choke, big knees to the stomach, headlock.  Palumbo decides to give the top rope a try for a sunset flip.  Palumbo misses a charge in the corner and hits the post with his shoulder.  Palumbo comes back with a big boot because Rikishi takes too long to capitalize.  Palumbo taunts Scotty ringside who stupidly tries to get in the ring which allows The Bull to come in for the double team.  Palumbo holds Rikishi but Stamboli misses the super kick and hits his partner.  Rikishi gets his knees up on a splash attempt.  Palumbo tries a rollup attempt with help of the ropes, but Rikishi kicks out.  Palumbo misses a super kick and gets his leg caught on the top rope.  He randomly falls in the corner to be set up for the running buttock ram.  A yoko splash ends in 8:16.  Rikishi was gassed from the starts here.  A generous (3/4*)

We transition to the next day for a little Sunday Night Heat

Match #1

Rene Dupree vs Hurricane 

The crowd chants, USA as the two trade arm bars.   Hurricane attempts a roll up and follows that with three arm drags and turn buckle run up crossbody.  Dupree gets in control with a drop toe hold into the bottom rope, a snap mare. float over neck breaker, knee drop, and locks in a chin lock.  Hurricane escapes for an eye of the Hurricane.  He hits a jumping clothesline, an inverted unprettier, back drop over the top, followed by a over the top rope crossbody to the floor.  Dupree tries to stop Hurricane from a top rope move, Hurricane fights Dupree off only to be caught coming off the top by a fisherman suplex.  Hurricane comes right back with a float over neck breaker.  He misses the shining wizard follow up and Dupree rolls him up holding to the ropes to pick up the victory in 5:27.  (**)

Match #2 

Tommy Dreamer vs Phil Babbacanouche

Dreamer starts with a drop toe hold followed up the neck breaker.  He tosses Babbacanouche outside and bounces his head off of the barricade.  Dreamer starts running his mouth to someone ringside.  This allows him to get caught for some strikes.  Babbacanouche takes Dreamer's Lebron James jersey off, who is in the front row watching and chokes Dreamer with it.  He wipes his nose with it to loud boos.  Lebron is shown ringside laughing. Babbacanouche's run is over as he is caught on the top rope, hung upside down in the tree of woe and eats a drop kick to the face.  Dreamer uses the jersey to assist a neck breaker and follows that up with a reverse DDT.  He then hits his Impaler DDT to get the win in 3:07.  (*)  Lebron applauds. Dreamer puts the jersey back on and hits Babbacanouche with the singapore cane.  He gives the cane to the young child sitting with Lebron.  

Match #3

Gail Kim vs Jacqueline

Gail Kim shoves Jacqueline down, but Jacqueline comes firing back with punches, a flap jack and chucks Gail to the outside.  Jacqueline hits a clothesline on the outside and returns her to the ring for mounted punches.  Gail turns the mounted punches into a spinebuster and then chokes Jacqueline with the ropes.  Jacqueline fires back with big clotheslines, a leg sweep, and stun gun on the tope rope.  Gail Kim gets a drop kick to the back of the knee, locks in a stretch muffler and gets the submission victory in 2:54. (**)

Hurricane and Rosey are chatting backstage.  Rosey doesn't know how he stands a chance tonight when he just watched his mentor get beat.  Hurricane tells Rosey that he may lose matches, but the Hurricane isn't beaten.  He will always fly again.  Show Rob Conway that Rosey has super powers, biotch.  Rosey is fired up and says that he is the S.H.I.T., boyee.  Should evil once again come into play.  The Hurricane will be there to save the day!

Match #4

Rosey vs Rob Conway

Rob Conway punches to start and may have bitten Rosey.  Rosey fires back with a clothesline, chop block, hip toss, corner splash, and open hand slaps.  He gets a little zealous and rams his shoulder into the post on a charge. Conway capitalizes with a neck vise as Rene Dupree is making his way to ring side.  Conway starts laying elbows into the side of Rosey's head and steals his mask.  Conway dons it for a second only to walk into a sidewalk slam.  Rosey follows up with a backdrop and a body slam.  Dupree takes a swing with the French flag but misses.  The ref ejects Dupree, which allows for Hurricane to sneak in for the Somoan drop/neck breaker double team finish in 3:16.  (**).

  

2025/26 Bowl Beverage Boogaloo: College Bowl Game Preview Silliness

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

HTPB 24.14 Regular Season Wrap Up

 

Vaya con dios to our friends who were not smart, talented or good looking enough to piece together a winning record.  Let's look at how they failed themselves and their families this year.

Blue Gatorade

14th place 

4-10

He finally gets the toilet he deserved last year and this year.  Will he finally learn that you have to take two seconds not drinking and pay attention to win?  

Longest win streak 2

Losing streak 7

High Score Week 14 vs BNE 118

Lowest Score Week 4 vs ODS 76

The Collegians

13th place 

4-10

The season started with a low point of 45 in week 1 and never got better. 

Longest Win Streak 2

Losing Streak 4

High 154 Week 7 vs RM

Low 45 week vs LZ

Italian Stallions

12th place

5-9

After last year's blip of success, Italian Stallions continues their run as an also ran in league history.

Longest Win Streak 2 (2 times)

Loss Streak 6

High Score 143 week 10 vs $$

Low Score 75 week 1 vs HC

Bricklayers

11th place 

6-8

They continue to wander in the desert after losing in the playoffs from their undefeated season, trying to find purpose in life.  

Losing Streak 5

Winning streak 2 (twice)

High Score 131 week 8 vs BG

Low Score 77 week 12 LZ

Big Nasty Express
10th place

7-7

The BNE went super mid this year and didn't have a losing record which in Waco is banner hanging time.

Win Streak 3

Loss Streak 3

High Score Week 6 127 vs BL

Low Score Week 7 76 vs IS 

Dollars

9th place

7-7

But all his eggs in a Bengal basket and the yolk was on him.  Dollars playoff picks were also poor as he only landed 2 correct.

Win Streak 3

Loss Streak 3 (2x)

High Score week 3 126 vs Tinker Stinker (lost)

Low Score week 11 64 vs SMBR

Stabmybalzrepeatedly

8th place 7-7

Started out unlucky with some high scoring losses but the wheels fell off as the season went on and those low scores cost him the tiebreaker.

Win Streak 4

Loss Streak 2 (3 times)

High Score 147 week 6 vs BB

Low Score 91 week 14 vs RM

Your week 1 and double matchups

BG vs TC

IS vs BL

BNE vs $$

SMBR vs the lowest seeded first round loser (one of EBD, TS, BB, HC)

Enough of those losers

#1 LZ 126-56

#2 RM 122-60

#3 TS 113-69

#4 ODS 108-74

#5 EBD 99-83

#6 SMBR 95-87

#7 HC 92-90

Apologies to Kevin, as he is the one deserving team to miss the playoffs.

#8 IS 88-94

#9 $$ 82-100

#10 BNE 7-109

#11 TC 77-105

#12 BL 75-107

#13 BB 67-115

#14 BG 51-131

How the heck did Dan make the playoffs!?

Congratulations to week 14 winners HC, $$, IS who went 5-2.  EBD got zero points as he thought he was probably out so was checked out.  RM was the lowest of the pickers 2-5.  Season long leader is SMBR with BG still at the bottom.  See your spot before the playoff picking.  

The sliding doors of different schedules won't be as clean as last year, as 7-7 was the cut off for playoffs with tie breakers but still fun to look at. 

Making the playoffs with anyone's schedule was only LZ.  He would have maxed out at 12-2 vs HC schedule and would have went 7-7 with ODS/TS.

13/14 making the playoffs schedules

ODS High 11-3 (BB) Low 6-8 (TS)

EBD High 10-4 (LZ) Low 6-8 (TC)

RM High 11-3 (BNE) Low 6-8 (TS)

TS High 11-3 BB Low 6-8 (EBD)

11/14 playoff making schedules

HC High 9-5 (BNE/HC) Low 5-9 (ODS)

7/14 playoff scenarios

SMBR 10-4 (BL) 4-10 (LZ)

4/14 playoff scenarios 

BNE 9-5 (HC) 3-11 (BB)

3/14 playoff scenarios

IS 9-5 (ODS) 5-9 (IS/TS/BB)

2/14 playoff scenarios

$$ 8-6 (HC) 4-10 (TS)

1/14 playoff scenarios

BL 8-6 (HC) 4-10 (RM/SMBR)

BB 8-5 (BB threaded the needle) 2-12 (TC)

No Chance in Hell

0/14 playoff scenarios

TC 7-7 (RM/SMBR) 4-10 (TC/ODS)

BG 6-8 (SMBR) 2-12(lots)

Bye LZ Two championships

ODS (1) vs EBD (2)

HC (3) vs BB (0)

TS (0) vs RM (0)

Good luck to all but especially to me!

HTPB 24.13

 

The league has come down to one final week.  With 4 teams in (ODS/RM are in yahoo doesn't pay attention to tie breakers) 5 teams who's seasons are over.  Leaving 5 teams to fight over 3 spots to continue their seasons and have a shot at some cash and glory. 

Big Nasty Express 127 defeats StabMyBalzRepeatedly 115

 man in a black "universal comics" hoodie hangs on the edge of a mountain side, while a man with a red beard in a shirt that says, "I brake for asterisks" to try to climb to safety

Both teams will be fighting for their playoff lives next week while had the result been reversed both teams fates would have been sealed.  BNE was led by the Buffalo Bills defense and Bijan Robinson who each totaled 28 points.  Pat Mahomes' 35 points was 30% of SMBR total.  SMBR is win and in, lose and maybe in.  BNE has to win and get some help, especially a SMBR loss.  

Hardcore Cabinet 126 defeats Ogre's Death Squad 88

A man carves a Thanksgiving turkey made from Shrek in a kitchen with 3 football trophies displayed.

The Death Squad continues to be held back from greatest by the quarterback position.  ODS has scored 10 or less points from the position 6 times this year.  Sham Darnold took JSN down with him to suffer the loss.  Hardcore Cabinet snaps a short two game skid and while both teams still have a shot at the #1 seed, it can only happen with a Zapatista loss, but both have clinched a playoff spot. 

Rush 'n Missiles127 defeat Blue Gatorade 72

A coach holding a water bottle filled with black liquid yells at a bald college kid to "get the fuck back" into his giant golden toilet.  

A two year journey of dodging the toilet with amazing luck while drinking himself stupid and doing no work towards avoiding the toilet has come to an end.  Blue Gatorade gets the hardware he deserves.  Please contact Brickwood to get that thing because I'm sure as hell not having that thing in my house as an intermediary.  The loser moved out so should his trophy of shame.  It didn't take much beyond Seattle's 42 points from the D and 20 from his kicker to give RM the win and a playoff spot.  

Dollars 110 defeats The Collegians 94

An Air Force veteran is giving a blood transfusion from Joe Burrow.  

Dollars keeps his tiniest flicker of playoff hopes alive.  It would take a Dollars upset of #2 Hardcore Cabinet and loses by one of BB/TS/SMBR and loses by EBD and BNE and then score enough points to win a tie breaker which would mean outscoring them by 120 points.  So Dollars is out, sorry.  Dollars playoff predictions also are mostly out.  He correctly nailed HC and ODS, but missed on himself, IS, TC, and BL.  BNE can still get him to 3 correct on the season.   The Collegians are heading into the off season prepared to go full Gollum when someone comes to get the precious from him.  Hide in the fridge next to the half used jar of MIDS and jug of water.  

Italian Stallions 137 defeat Los Zapatistas 99

A man in a sombrero gets swept away by a herd of stallions each named after a different kind of pasta.

While the Loins dreams of a rare back to back playoffs appearances have gone up in smoke.  He can rest easy that he will not be winning the toilet trophy and ended the streak against Hardcore Cabinet.  He heads back to drawing board for next season.  Los Zapatistas are getting beaten up at the wrong time.  St. Brown looks to miss some time, and Herbert broke his hand, maybe after punching a wall after seeing the St. Brown injury.  Can he get the win next week to get the bye and allow his team to heal an extra week?

Bricklayers 120 defeat Tinker Stinker 87

A man with dwarfism is being pulled into an abyss by a hand made of bricks, in the middle of the meat section at a grocery store.  

Tinker Stinker has been let down Lamar Jackson lately, and despite getting a newly reenergized AJ Brown for the second running back in Detroit, is 2-5 over his last 7 games.  Obviously Tinker Stinker needs to get Lamar back running on all cylinders because he is odds with ownership lately.   TS has failed to score over 100 in 4 of those 7 as well.  The wheels might be coming off but has a win and in scenario next week, but with CMC on a bye things could be dicey.  Bricklayers streak of not making the playoffs since the franchise altering undefeated season playoff choke continues.  He will hold on to the all time league wins as he currently holds a two win edge over Hardcore Cabinet.  

BayBay's 88 defeat Eh Big Dude 79

A younger brother mountie steals a sign labeled "Last Playoff Spot" from Jason Vorhees.

Bay-Bay's are living the Canadian Dream this season.  A playoff spot is all but sewn up and BB will at the very least have the first winning season in franchise history.  It was a sloppy victory for BB's as he would have lost to all but 3 teams this week.  Since EBD crowed about being an a roll and not having a difficult schedule, they have gone 1-5.  Luckily for EBD the middle of the standings haven't done much better and they still have a shot at the playoffs but will need some help.  EBD needs a win, and two of BNE, SMBR, and TS need to lose.  Then tiebreakers come into play with TS and SMBR.  It's uphill climb.  

This week three teams only got 1 game correct, HC, RM, and TS.  Way to go, assholes.  It was a 4-3 winning week for EBD, SMBR, IS, BNE.  EBD is still the overall leader, one win ahead of SMBR.  BG is DFL in this as well, 1 behind $$.  Check out your standings here.

Still #1

1. LZ 119-50

Wolves in Waiting

2. RM 110-57

3. TS 109-60

Could make a run

4. ODS 95-74

5. SMBR 92-77

6. EBD 91-78

Mediocre

#7 IS 83-86

#8 HC 82-87

#9 BNE 82-87

Bad

#10 TC 76-93

#11 $$ 71-98

#12 BL 69-100

#13 BB 67-102

Awful

#14 BG 42-127

Three matchup could have been the game of the week with a score of 10 in total seeds.  So I give the Game of the Week to the one with the most playoff implications.

#1 Los Zapatistas vs #10 Eh Big Dude

#3 RM vs #7 SMBR

#4 ODS vs #6 TS

#2 HC vs #10 $$

#8 BNE vs #14 BG

#5 BB vs #11 BL

Toilet Bowl Game of the Week with absolutely nothing on the line

#12 Italian Stallions vs #13 The Collegians