Two teams with high point totals, few wins, and thumb dicks, met in a battle of the highest scoring teams of the week. Blue Gatorade was able to best the Express riding the performances of two guys that weren't smelling the lineup at the beginning of the season. Blue Gatorade pulls off the sweep and avenges his father's high scoring defeat to the BNE just one week prior. Both squads hope to get hot in the final month and get in the playoffs on the point tie breaker as both teams try to get their first championship since Max's has been alive.
Eh Bid Dude traded away Mahomes for the oldest player in the league. According to Dom, he won the first week of the trade. I am just going to trust Dom's math. He has come a long way since I had to divide by three for him in Risk. Speaking of Risk, Roy's cheating ass, forgive don't forget. Roy "tried" to not play a tight end, but blamed it on the start active players function. EBD must not have faith that they will defeat Bricklayers later in the season, and doesn't want those extra points for the tiebreaker for the bye. Ogre's Death Squad continues to score over 100 points and lose. With Allen's possible elbow injury, ODS could be using their elbow to polish up a toilet trophy.
After not breaking the 100 points barrier all season, The Collegians have done it two weeks in a row and is somehow above .500 (BG, ODS, BNE) The Collegians rode Joe Mixon's 52 points but if you think about it, 127 total points when one guy gets 52 is kind of shitty. SMBR has come back to the pack in wins and his point total. Is this a bump in the road the beginning of the end? The Collegians continue to try to defy the odds and repeat. Stay tuned.
The Bay-Bay's continue to put up about as much of a fight as an actual baby. The 66.46 margin of victory was the biggest of the season so far. Dan struggles with the differences between a FACT and OPINION. So let's help him. FACT: Bay Bay's has only broken 100 points twice this season. It is provable and documentable. OPINION: Dan smells badly. Can't be proven and someone may like the unique musk of a tire fire and Old Spice. Don't look now but guess who isn't in last place, just 12th place. It's the Italian Stallions. The quest to avoid toiletries continues. Hey $$ can you double check on that toilet trophy how many times Dom is on there, because I believe it is already on their the most. (See people who think this is easy. I brought back Dollars being shitty last year to include in my slam on Dom. Next level shit) Italian Stallions has moved ahead of the Rush'n Missiles in the RACE TO NOT BE IN LAST BY FAMILY THANKSGIVING. Stay tuned!
Bricklayers continued their drive to the perfect season and Dollars had Saqoun and a few other bad players on a bye and took an L. But have no fear Dollars, due to the unbelievable luck for you and The Collegians this season has resulted in your playoff predictions being 5/7 at this point. That's a real good percentage. But it ain't Bricklayer winning percentage which is 100%. Bricklayers only concern at this point is if the Eagles hit some bad weather in the playoffs and stifle the Hurts/Brown connection. Or maybe if this guy could even get a player with a stoved finger at this point. I can't recall a team being so healthy. The injury fairy is coming for him but when. We all know Brickwood usually appreciates fairies coming, so I'm sure he can't wait for the injury fairy to come all over his squad.
In this battle of mangy wolves, Jeremy's Brother managed to suck less than Rush'n Missiles which admittedly is not difficult. But had MENSA member Cory not signed Carolina's D to play the defending AFC champions, and stuck with the Jets, he would have won. Aaron Rodgers continues to avoid the end zone like it's an actual doctor. So you would assume with these low scores that these two must have been decimated by the biggest bye week of the season. Well you know what they say about assuming... But nope. These two suck. But what do I know. Maybe Courtland Sutton would have made all the difference in the world. The worst team power rankings wise that JB plays the rest of the way is The Shoes, so the rest of the way is going to real difficult. Is the playoff streak in jeopardy? But that means more time to send gifs with unintentional meats in them.
The Shoes put up the lowest point total of the season. A season that he was attempted to talk shit to me at every turn and has been put in his place yet again. Way to only have 1 player break double digits. Good job losing to a team who despite breaking 100 points with a well rounded team effort, was lead in points by 16 by Taylor fucking Heinicke. I'm 3/4 of the way to a Wolves sweep. Maybe you guys can show up late together at the counseling appointment when you try to figure out how to beat me. To give you where, I'm at in my completionism missions. Up 2% to 78% in poster completion, Spider-Man up 5% to 14% completion, hell I even completed a PS3 game, but most importantly I am up to 100% on the 2022 revenge tour and 37.9% complete on putting cigarette butts in your yard. Feel free to name your team, Hardcore Cabinet Presents The Shoes, because I own you this season. I fantasy hate you.
