It's Saturday Night so it's time for some Velocity. What better way to spend your Valentine's Day. Tonight we get Bill Demott back in the commentary booth with Josh Mathews.
Match #1
Billy Kidman & Paul London vs The FBI (Nunzio & Johnny Stamboli)
Chuck Palumbo is not out with his pizons as he is preparing for his match later. Nunzio flexes and challenges Kidman to a test of strength. Nunzios immediately tries to kick Kidman who catches his foot for an atomic drop followed by an arm drag. A tag to Paul London, who sunset flips on his way into the ring for a 2 count. London gets an inverted arm drag and tags out for a double team drop toe hold and elbow drop combo. Nunzio escapes to make the tag to The Bull. London goes up top and stomps the back of a standing Stamboli. London heads up top again, but Nunzio distracts him allowing Stamboli to whip him off to the mat. The FBI tag back and forth in the conrner stomping London. Nunzio snapmares Lodon and grabs a headlock. Stamboli gets a cheapshot on London behind the ref's back. Nunzio taunts Kidman in the corner and chokes London before drop kicking him right in the mush. Nunzio grabs another chinlock. London almost escapes but he is cut down by a knee to the face. Nunzio misses a punch and hits the ropes, hurting his hand. London holds the ropes and Nunzio yanks him off in a spot that I assume was meant for London to kick Nunzio but he misses and Nunzio still sells it. The Bull is tagged back in but London kicks him in the back of the head and finally makes the tag to Kidman. Kidman gets a double head sciossors to both FBI members and then a single head scissors to Stamboli followed by an enziguri for 2. He recovers and breaks Kidman in half with a neck breaker. London is able to break the fall and planchas Nunzio on the outside. Kidman hits a drop kick and climbs up for a shooting star press but Stamboli gets up so Kidman tries a crossbody which Stamboli catches. Kidman wriggles free for a sunset flip attempt and London aids him with a drop kick to get the win in 9:34. (**3/4)
Match #2
Shannon Moore vs Ultimo Dragon
A side headlock takedown by Dragon, school boy, and another head lock takeover. He hits a tilt-a-whirl head scissors and drop kick sends Shannon Moore to the floor. Moore yanks Dragon off he apron to gain his first advantage of the match and hits a back suplex. Dragon gets several hamstring kicks til a kick in the back of the head. A up and oer in the corner leads to a dragon kick to the gut. Moore drop kicks Dragon on Asai DDT attempt. Moore gets a neck breaker but Dragon rolls through and kicks Moore in the chest. Moore goes to the top and hits a top rope floatover reverse bulldog for a near fall. Dragon hits an Asai DDT out of nowhere after a back elbow for the flash win in 5:11. (**1/4)
Match #3
Chuck Palumbo vs Orlando Jordan
Palumbo is sans Nunzio and Stamboli. They grapple for control which is eventually won by Jordan. Jordan jams his knee on a leap frog attempt. Palumbo chop blocks and then kicks out the knee. Palumbo locks in a figure four. He repeatedly grabs the ropes for extra leverage until Nick Patrick finally catches him allowing Jordan to reverse the pressure on the hold. Jordan school boys and back slides Palumbo for 2. Palumbo gets up and boots Jordan's head off for 2. Jordan gets a drop kick but the move hurts his knee more. He then goes for Johnson shuffle to damage his knee more for no reason just so he could dance. He hobbles to the top rope but Jordan just falls off from his bad wheel. Palumbo goes for the figure four and Jordan rolls him up for 2. Palumbo takes him down with a huge right hand. He picks OJ up for a powerslam, but Jordan slides out the back and he rolls up Palumbo for the three count in 5:15. Nunzio and Satmboli breat down Nunzio in the aisle. Palumbo gives Jordan a somoan drop and Stamboli nails a top rope leg drop. (3/4*)
Match #4
Billy Gunn vs A-Train
Billy Gunn gets a head lock but Train throws him off and hits a big clothesline, followed by a standing splash and an elbow drop. Gunn fires up with punches but Train runs through him. Train grabs a bear hug. Gunn bites Train to break the hold but immediately eats a back elbow. Gunn hits a drop toe hold into the second turnbuckle. He hits two clotheslines and diamond cutter for 2. A corner splash but Train dodges a famouser. He nails a bicycle kick and with the help of the ropes pins Gunn in 4:20. (*).
Dawn Marie talks about how turned on she is by hot action on a Saturday night. Heyman is ignoring her as he is on the phone booking their flights to San Fransico for tomorrow No Way Out. Pay per view. Heyman yelps in pain and curses Goldberg as he tries to get up. He has Dawn Marie pick up his phone which he dropped. She does so in a seductive manner but Heyman just wants her to hurry up so they can catch the flight. Maybe we can tagalong to the Cow Palace as well for No Way Out.
Funaki who is of course Smackdown's number 1 announcer is interviewing Jaime Noble. He wants his thoughts on being blindfolded in his match with his girlfriend Nidia. Noble thinks it is unfair. Nidia has blondfolded him before in the bedroom, but this is different. How can he even defend himself. He didn't blind her in the first place. Why should she get the advantage. She could attack him from anyhwhere. Jaime by God Noble can't be beaten by a girl. That would be embarrassing. I couldn't look in the mirror. It's unfair, it ain't right, it's BS. Noble storms off.
Match #1
Akio hits a shoulder block and taunts Paul London who someone manages to get a head scissors from his back. He stomps Akio on the back of the neck from the top rope and follows with an arm drag. The faces double team with a side walk slam by London and leg drop by Kidman. Akio gets a jawbreaker to create space to tag in Sakoda for a headscissors. Akio gets a cheap shot knee from the apron. Tajiri tagged in but the ref didn't see it and kicks him out but is okay with Akio who was the not the legal man coming in. So whatever. Now Akio tags Tajri in for some patented kicks and grabs a headlock. Triple drop kick to Kidman face by Kyo Dai but London is able to break up the fall. Akio in for more kick and chokes Kidman in the ropes. Akio misses a spin kick and Kidman capitalizes with a drop kick of his own. He gets the hot tag to Ultimo Dragon for tons of kicks to Tajiri, a springboard moonsault to Akio. Tajiri accidently kicks Sakoda in the face. Tajiri hits a spring board elbow but London breaks the fall. Akio clotheslines him to the outside. Kidman sends Akio to the floor with his own clothesline. Sakoda lifts up Ultimo Dragon onto his shoulders, Tajiri boots him in the face and Sakdoda immediately hits a twisting powerslam, as Tajiri covers to pick up the win in 5:35. (**3/4).
It is time for the PPV can Eddie Guerrero feed his addiction?
