The entire United States was caught in the crossfire of this international battle. Much like their sexual preferences, this was a battle of tag teams. Tua and Tyreke out Chinese finger cuffed Stroud and Dell, 43-38. But unfortunately for Bay-Bay's direct eye contact was made and the rest of his team couldn't keep the scoring up, leading to a Los Zapatistas victory. Achane came back for the Shoes but couldn't finish. The shoes were still able to pull out the win and remain on top of the standings. Bay-Bay's can still salvage this season and make the playoffs for the first time, especially with a soft remaining schedule of the Goons minus ODS.
How does this keep happening to Roy. What was he done to deserve all of this. He is a victim. Rush 'n Missiles had their first good week other than the week that he scored 141 or the week he scored 135, and if you forget about the three other weeks that he scored more than 100. So other than that, RM comes out of nowhere and gets a lot of points. I mean RM was only 4th in the power rankings heading into this week. Who could have seen such an outcome coming? How could RM have had a good game? Especially after the previous time that he has had a good game? Normally I have to spend a good portion of this blog refuting things Roy says in an emotional outburst, but he must have clarity during over night feedings because his Kenneth Walker getting his average instead of being injured was correct. He would have won by a point in that scenario.
Blue Gatorade pounded Italian Stallions, as it appears that the IS have quit on their coach after being eliminated from the playoffs. The Stallions got the double goose egg from the Titans and Gabe Davis. Trevor Lawrence outscored everyone on the Stallions not named Hurts or McCaffery by himself. Dom is so at home in last place, he has taken up permanent residency on the toilet trophy. Blue Gatorade has blossomed ever since he traded Jefferson away going 5-2 since unloading the dead weight of the number 1 overall draft pick.
Hardcore Cabinet and The Collegians each started off a run after conceding victory. Hardcore Cabinet won their 3 straight Monday Night Miracle and has won 6 out of 7 games. The Collegians were giving the Chiefs a pregame pep talk on what they needed to pull off the victory. Hardcore Cabinet was able to get the win despite only getting 88 points which would have only beaten 3 teams in the whole league. The Collegians couldn't pull off a victory Cooper Kupp leaving injured very early. The Collegians were unable to get their FOURTH win of the year while scoring under 100 points.
Sliding in the standings
Jeremy's Brother has fallen on hard times having not broken 100 or gotten a win in a month and has gone from first place to 12th in record time. Dollars has harnessed the power of Josh Dobbs to pull above .500. Dollars has managed to not have an opponent score more than 107 in week and has turned that into 6-5 record. JB tried trading for Patrick Mahomes but it was too little too late to help a lineup that has not been producing. JB's amazing streak of never having missed the playoffs is on life support. Dollars currently has 4 of his playoff predictions in the top 7 with one already locked in.
AJ Brown decided to leave early for Thanksgiving and Bricklayers were unable to defeat SMBR. Saquon Barkley finally lived up to his draft position and Kevin was able to use that keep his playoff hopes alive. Bricklayers has despite the 6-5 can still rocket up the standings with their high point total and a softer remaining schedule of IS, JB, $$ to end the season. Or maybe it's the beginning of an epic collapse. Although with his point total, BL most likely only needs to win one more game to get into the playoffs. SMBR hasn't scored less than 110 in the last month. Watch out if SMBR can find a few wins in their last three against BG, EBD, and ODS.
Ogre's Death Squad has continued their unlucky rise up the standings. ODS despite having the least points in the league is somehow is only missing out on the playoffs via tiebreaker at the moment. A difficult schedule of LZ, RM, and SMBR makes a playoff bid still very unlikely. Both BNE and Joe Burrow's seaons were mercy killed this week. Burrow fell only a scant 35 tuddies short of BNE's preseason prediction. BNE reacquired Brock Purdy like a boomerang. Despite the poor seasons for both of these squads. They aren't even the worst goon. Congratulations Italian Stallions on getting under that low low bar. Limbo champ, Baby!!
1. BL 90-53
2. EBD 88-55
3. LZ 88-55
4. RM 79-64
5. BB 75-68
6. BG 74-69
7. SMBR 72-71
8. $$ 71-72
9. HC 66-77
10. BNE 65-77-1
11. TC 62-80-1
12. JB 61-82
13. ODS 56-87
14. IS 53-90
EBD has been the most unlucky 7 spots short. His brother is second at 6 spots. The luckiest has been HC 6 spots higher than he should while ODS is 5 spots ahead.
SMBR won the pick em with a 5-2 record. Last place at 2-5 belongs to BB, JB, and BG. Get your picks in here. Remember that with the Thanksgiving holiday you should get your picks in early. We have been perfect but usually lose some this week with the holiday.
Los Zapatistas has clinched. BNE joins IS in the eliminated trash heap.
Playoff odds: HC 90%, BG 90%, BL 85%, RM 72%, $$ 63%, EBD 50%, TC 44%, SMBR 32%, ODS 33%, BB 28%, JB 8%
#1 seed: LZ 70%, BG 14%, BL 5% HC 3%, $$ 3%
Toilet Trophy: IS 88% BNE 9%, JB 1%
Game of the Week
#1 Los Zapatistas vs #8 Ogre's Death Squad
HC vs EBD
BB vs TC
BG vs SMBR
BL vs IS
$$ vs RM
Toilet Game of the Week
#12 Jeremy's Brother vs #13 Big Nasty Express
(The winner is mathematically saved from Toiletries)
I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving. I am thankful for this league, you guys, and those views and the support of my sponsors.
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