It's down to the nitty gritty now and honestly while very little is official it feels like everything is decided except for one last playoff spot.
BayBay's 109 defeat Hardcore Cabinet 98
(A mountie removes trophies from a cabinet in order to store his bag of Burger King)
BayBay's have accomplished a non losing season for the first time in franchise history. The Ravens defense score 10 points in the final two minutes of the game, and Jalen Hurts big first half were enough to get the victory. Hardcore Cabinet was a good Alshon Jeanty game last Monday night away from being two games clean of the number seed and no the it's all falling apart. They appear to have lost Higgins and Mayfield for awhile and have to find a way to defeat ODS or now Burrowful Dollars to make the playoffs.
Ogre's Death Squad 163 defeat Eh Big Dude 158
Shreak and Jason Vorhees battle like monsters in a Godzilla movie with Shrek winning
Not much you can do when Gibbs grabs 62 points, but EBD sure tried. EBD got the third highest point total of the season and it won't be enough to pick up the victory. The loss currently sets EBD in the 8th slot in the standings. A huge matchup against his kin with a playoff spot at stake is on the line, that is if EBD has time to fit in it. While ODS has a shot at the bye should Los Zapatistas take a siesta in the final weeks.
Dollars 133 defeats Rush'n Missiles 99.93
Vladimir Putin is drowning in a sea of money while a male nurse in dollar sign scrubs withholds a life preserver.
Rush'n Missiles stupidly played Josh Allen like a dumb worthless idiot, and it cost the victory against Dollars. RM also lost Kamara to a knee injury for a few weeks and LaPorta for the season. Luckily he has the best medicine for a rough roster, Blue Gatorade on the schedule next. With Dollars playoff hopes but a faint flicker, he should be Joe Burrow back on Thanksgiving. Dollars would love to give The Collegians a toilet and keep Hardcore out of the playoffs.
A man in a sombrero gives the eulogy at a funeral for a man with giant gelled hair.
Bricklayers has been officially eliminated and still alive for a back to back toilet. Los Zapatistas got 48 points from the unlikely sources of Trevor Lawrence and Borregales which looks similar to albondigas so we should have all seen this coming. The Loins and Dudes are all that stand between the shoes and the bye. Bricklayers heads off into that good night, having missed the playoffs for the third season since choking away an unbeaten season in the playoffs.
StabMyBalzRepeatedly 99 defeat Italian Stallions 80
A man in black hoodie shoves Rocky Balboa's face into a gravy boat Thanksgiving dinner.
Dom takes back to back brother in law defeats as SMBR leaps back into playoff positioning. JTT only got 8 points and when he isn't scoring, IS has lot of Home Improvement to do on the squad. SMBR facing the other brother in law next week to try to determine who the Last Man Standing will be this season. uhhhh Toy Story, The Santa ClausE, that space movie with Hans from Die Hard.
Tinker Stinker 99 defeats Big Nasty Express 80
A man with dwarfism and holding a hot dog hugs, AJ Brown of the Philadelphia Eagles while a man with a red beard and white t-shirt with a breast pocket throws a tantrum
Christian McCaffery continues to not get hurt and Tinker Stinkers continues to win because of it. New addition AJ Brown scored 20 points to give the edge. The Express went with Brock Purdy although Nick was the one being forced to swallow three interceptions. Had Caleb Williams been started, BNE would be 7-5 and much deeper in the playoff hunt. Instead he is squealing like a piggy. You see, Max in the early 70's there was a popular movie called Deliverance where some dudes went a rafting trip and wrecked but got captured by backwoods inbred hillbillies with a hankering for buttfucking. Movies used to tell original stories, god dammit, just the next recycled intellectual property in a cash grab. You used to take your best girl down to the soda shop and then to old picture house and watch Ned Beatty get ass raped by a toothless inbred, by god.
A college graduate beats a college kid with a flag while a golden toilet looms
What can be said about this matchup between these squads that hasn't already been said about leprosy. The Collegians were spurned on to victory mainly by the Las Vegas Raiders' offensive line. This reporter hasn't seen so many ole blocks since Eric Wright in the 10th week of 1999. Saquon Barkley appears to have left it all on the field last season, but Godwin returned to scored 2 points. The win gives The Collegians a magic number of 1 to avoid toiletries.
Bay-Bay's is having himself a week as he wins pick 'em and sets a franchise record for wins going 5-2 this week. EBD and BG did the inverse with 2-5 records. They are also our first and last place overall in the pick em standings.
The Favorite
1. LZ 113-43
Really Good teams who can win it
2. TS 107-49
3. RM 99-57
4. ODS 92-64
5. EBD 90-66
6. SMBR 84-72
They can get ya win once
7. HC 72-84
8. TC 71-85
9. IS 70-86
Not good
10. BNE 65-91
11. $$ 64-92
12. BB 60-96
13. BL 60-96
Awful
14. BG 42-114
The computer simulations say LZ/ODS are in. HC, RM, TS are all 95% and up. SMBR is 88%. Where is gets interesting is BB 55%, EBD 53% and BNE 11%. Everyone else is 0%.
Bye chances
LZ 86, ODS 10 HC 2 TS 1
Toilet Bowl Winner
BG 79 IS 18 BL 1 TC 1
Game of the Week
#3 Hardcore Cabinet vs #2 Ogre's Death Squad
#7 EBD vs #8 BB
#9 BNE vs #6 SMBR
#14 BG vs #5 RM
#12 BL vs #4 TS
#13 IS vs #1 LZ
Toilet Game of the Week and the only game without playoff implications!
#10 Dollars vs #11 Collegians
Have a great Thanksgiving HTPB!
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