The big 4 had a rough week overall and the race for the final playoff spot tightened up even more. Plus we have a clear leader in the race to the bottom.
Big Nasty Express defeats Eh Big Dude
The King of a trailer park surrenders but has his fingers crossed behind his back.
Big Nasty Express kept their glimmer of playoff hopes alive with a come from behind win over EBD. This whole time we assumed EBD evil plan was from week 10 to until the end of the season, but turns out it may have been just week 10. Spencer Shrader and Travis Kelce took the afternoon off allowing the Will Dissly and Cody Dicker combo to give EBD a double dicking EBD has a playoff seed sown up but is going to need to do a bit of work to get the coveted first round bye.
Ogre's Death Squad defeats Hardcore Cabinet
In the highest scoring matchup of the season, Ogre's Death Squad kept their playoff hopes alive with 3 last minute garbage time TD's by Daniels, St. Brown, and Hill. The Browns rolled over and died so that Hill could run amok and keep ODS' playoff hopes alive. There were 13 total TD's in this game or as Blue Gatorade calls that a whole season. Can this big win propel ODS to a playoff spot or most likely like most ODS seasons, not amount to much of anything.
Dollars defeats Rush N' Missiles
Rush N' Missiles got almost 50 points from the double brownie stack of Winston and Jeudy which had to be a best case scenario and still lost by double digits. RM was given an opportunity to climb up the playoff ladder by defeating the team directly above him, but instead was chewed up and spat out like a lip full of dip at the scoring table at youth sporting event. Dollars had a trio players cross the goal line twice and rode them to victory. Next week Dollars looks to cement their playoff berth and gain revenge against Hardcore Cabinet after failing in back to back games in the Super Bowl and week 1.
Italian Stallions defeat Tinker Stinkers
A tiny man is upset by an Italian horse eating his smoked meats
Tinker Stinkers blamed their lineup choices with 6 TD's on the bench, but Italian Stallions can only beat who shows up. Who did show up for Tinker Stinkers, you say? Ah well Ricky Pearsall who had a big hole in his body and scorecard with a 0. Also showing up, the old washed Browns backfield. Were Metcalf and Kevin Mack, Crack attack not available? The Loins were the only member of the big 4 to get a win this week, but they were unable to get into pole position for the bye. Tinker Stinkers has been getting better production of late from Mahomes. Did I include that sentence just because of this video that I found? Yes.
Stabmybalzrepeatedly defeats Los Zapatistas
A Magic the Gathering style card of a Slayer of Mexican Wolves
Don't look now but Los Zapatistas has lost 3 out of 4 with lone win being over Blue Gatorade which shouldn't even count. Like Big E in the third inning of a Little League World Series game, has The Shoes climaxed prematurely? LZ finally did not break the 100 point mark thanks to absolute shit performances from everyone but James Cook and new edition of his candy girl, Justin Herbert. SMBR still has some faint playoff hopes.
The Collegians defeat Bay-Bay's
Adam Cole dressed as a Mountie getting attacked by a Bengal tiger
Bay-Bay's has now lost 7 in a row after a 3-1 start. Things have not gone well the past two months for Bay-Bay's shown in his season highlights. Haven't heard any of that AOE drunken recruitment pitches in quite some time. The Collegians continue to win almost solely on the backs of Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase. It's hard banking on them for three straight rounds in the playoffs. Can the Collegians jump ahead in the standings despite being far behind in the power rankings? Time will tell. Next week we will see if Collegians jynxed themselves and hoist on his own petard against Blue Gatorade this week.
Blue Gatorade defeats Bricklayers
A bald teenager pours bricks into a toilet
Blue Gatorade has now put a bit of breathing room between himself and Bricklayers for the toilet trophy. Bricklayers will have to win at least two games in his final 3 against Bay-Bay's, Los Zapatistas, and Ogre's Death Squad. Blue Gatorade was aided by Cooper Rush being terrible and the Texans defense scoring a whopping 33 points to get BG $5 so the season hasn't been total wash. Bricklayers may complain that yet another team had a better than their average week against him, but if you lose to a team that starts Ray-Ray McCloud regularly, it's time for a long look in the mirror. Also I know you aren't a teenager any more Max but AI doesn't really hone in on young man.
1. LZ 109-34
2. HC 104-39
3. EBD 104-39
LZ has company at the top of the power rankings for the first time this season.
4. IS 94-49
The cheese so nice, stands alone.
5. $$ 74-69
6. TC 72-71
The rest of the playoff teams
7. ODS 67-76
8. RM 65-78
9. BNE 65-78
10. BB 64-79
Teams with playoff hopes and BB's.
11. TS 58-85
12. SMBR 52-91
Their actual records are giving them hope but they have not been good teams this season.
13. BL 45-98
Toiletries in coming
14. BG 28-115
How the fuck he has lined up those 3 wins in that 28 possible is amazing.
This week The Collegians took home the honors with an impressive 6-1 week. Scores were low all around but LZ and RM took home the shit cake with 1-6 record. TC has moved into a tie with HC atop the standings and LZ brings up the abajo.
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