Usually the league is full of parity. Not so far this year with so many winless and undefeated teams. Will it continue? The Power Rankings won't be debuting this week as their isn't enough data, so way to get everyone's hopes up this morning, Big E.
Bricklayers 101.43 beat Italian Stallions 86.38
(Rocky Balboa stands in the ring being pelts by Lego bricks)
It wasn't pretty as a game between the last two toilet bowl winners would be. When a game features 4 Jaguars, it's not for the feint of heart. Bricklayers gets a leg up on this race to avoid the bottom. The Loins are the lone team to have not cracked 100 and are in driver's seat for another toilet after last year's blip. Although when it's heading to the toilet bowl, it's more like tied up in the trunk than the driver's seat.
Big Nasty Express 122.30 defeats Ogre's Death Squad 92.15
(A train held together with duct tape and sadness runs over Shrek in a New York Jets Jersey)
Ogre's Death Squad was undone by Justin Fields, the lone QB on his roster, who both suffered possible brain trauma. Fields on Sunday and ODS on draft day. BNE was able to overcome losing Worthy, Mixon, and Purdy to get 123 points with a well rounded attack led by Buffalo D as Fields was the gift that gave both ways.
Bay-Bay's 156.97 defeat The Collegians 106.07
(A mountie arrests a college graduate and takes him to jail on horseback)
Bay-Bay's is off to a 2-0 start which is 33% of the way to his best record ever in the league. (that's 6 wins if math is difficult for you) The dream's of a repeat championship are not very vivid right now. Right now the collegians are dreaming about just getting a win. The Collegians did however score 3 times as much as week 1. Bay-Bay's won the little brother bowl.
Hardcore Cabinet 103.53 vs Rush'n Missiles 100.03
(One teacher happily holds a bag of gummies while the other teacher is sad and only gets a water bottle with tobacco spit)
The closest game of the week came down to a Jordan Reed injury. Josh Allen led the Bills to 30 points but didn't score himself as he let James Cook handle that. RM said that HC draft was disappointing and his team was second rate. Aged like cheese. Luckily RM parlayed his loss with some European soccer and Korean baseball on his wife's Draft Kings account. Hardcore Cabinet pulls off the Texas two step of people who sleep with Kevin's sisters.
Tinker Stinkers 119 defeats Blue Gatorade 101.77
(A dwarf unsatisfied by his Arby's smokes a bald college kid with an apple in his mouth like a pig on s pit.)
I had to add "mannequin" so it would work within terms and conditions
Eh Big Dude 103.47 defeats StabmyBalzrepeatedly 98.93
(Jason Vorhees on crutches destroys Comic Book Guy's Shop)
Eh Big Dude continues his run through a soft schedule threading the needle of wins. The Browns shut down Derrick Henry and when someone gets 24.50 from a kicker, getting the win is hard. EBD running back zero philosophy has been working when matched up opponent scores 100 zero.
Los Zapatistas 109 defeat Dollars101
(An angry man in a Joe Burrow jersey punches a hole in drywall and on the other side is a smiling man in a sombrero.)
Dollars managed to cross the 100 threshold despite the Burrow injury. Dollars has already transitioned like somebody at the last day of the county fair trying avoiding the toilet. With no active QB on the roster, it could look rough the rest of the way. Los Zapatistas continue their march towards their 4th straight cash out and trying to head up the all time league wins total.
EBD and BG win this week with 5 correct guesses. The rear was filled with 2-5 records from IS, ODS, RM, and TC. EBD is our overall leader and IS is at the bottom. Full results available here.
Game of the week
#2 Bay-Bay's vs #6 Rush'n Missiles
HC vs BG
EBD vs TC
BNE vs LZ
BL vs SMBR
$$ vs TS
Toilet Bowl Game
#13 Italian Stallions vs #11 Ogre's Death Squad
Good luck next week.
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