Week 3 is in the books and every team has at least taken one L. While two teams continue to wait for their first victory. It was a nanners week with several games in the NFL being lopsided blow outs which led to some crazy scoring in HTPB.
Editor's note: I was at cub scout camp and DJ'd a wedding and you guys were pretty quiet in the slack so not much to go on here.
The Buffalo Bills defense and kicker left scorched Earth in their wake. 7 of Sergio's 9 players reached double digits to give him the high score for the week. That was with a 49 point RB on the bench. Los Zapatistas appear to be full shoes ahead in defense of their crown and Hardcore Cabinet looks to regroup after taking a mild bad luck loss and continue his strategy of waiting for Kupp and praying.
Jeremy's Brother lost his Chubb but was able to stay in the game using the Eagles D. Whew that was a lot of erection references for a single sentence or as Big E calls it, the best sentence. Although neither QB could throw the ball through the tire, JB was able to get the win and in be in the top half of the league in scoring. If you told me that JB would win with no Chubb and 2 points out of Henry, I would have said, "Oh he must be playing Italian Stallions this week."
(If the district championship was the toilet bowl)
Rushin' Missiles defeated Italian Stallions in their 3rd good week in a row to earn his first win. He was able to meet the cure to any bad stretch, the Italian Stallions. Davante Adams outscored 6 of Italian Stallions players on his own. Italian Stallions started a defense that gave up 70 points!
Dollars remained winless and was nearly beaten by Tua and Tyreke on their own. He didn't get much of any other scoring but luckily for BB he did not need it. Dollars finally played the 70 dollar man Puka and this week got 5 catches. Is Alvin Kamara going coming off suspension going to be enough to turn around Dollars season? Dollars having not broken 100 yet this season.
Joe Burrow remains one passing TD ahead of Keenan Allen in the race to 50. BNE got 7 TD's a lost. SMBR took a well rounded performance as only Taysom Hill pulled a Burrow. Here's some footage of BNE drafting all the Bengals high this year. Shades of the Derek Anderson/Jamal Lewis debacle of over a decade ago.
The Collegians walked wounded team was able to defeat Blue Gatorade and end their run of winning while not doing shit narrowly. Collegians was able to sneak by a point and avoided Mixon getting some clock killing carries at the end of Monday Night Football. Blue Gatorade was one ten yard run from Mixon to being in first place but is now all the way down to 9th.
The two teams that ended the week at the top of standings battled this week, with Bricklayers ending up on top. Mike Williams left it all on the field as his season ended with a 19.05 point week. The magic of Dallas' defense struck midnight this week and EBD was unable to compensate to pull of the victory. EBD has seemed to have discovered Sam LaPorta as a key contributor. Anybody remember Matt LaPorta? He was the big pickup when Cleveland traded CC Sabathia. If you don't remember him...he sucked. Bricklayers is leading the league with a 90.4% start accuracy percentage. That means he has put the best possible roster lineup almost completely. No bench regrets for BL.
(Spaces intentional for grouping)
1. EBD 30-9
2. BL 27-9
3. LZ 26-13
4. RM 23-16
5. SMBR 22-17
6. BNE 21-18
7. ODS 20-19
8. BB 18-21
9. HC 18-21
10. JB 18-21
11. TC 18-21
12. BG 13-26
13. $$ 12-27
14. IS 7-32
Luckiest Team: Jeremy's Brother is 4 spots higher than deserved
Rushin Missiles is a whopping 7 spots lower than they deserve.
Weekly Pick em
The weekly winner was RM with a record of 6-1 only missing on Collegians defeated BG
EBD and HC pulled up the rear with 2-5 records.
Pick week 4 here.
This week's matchups are highlighted by #1 EBD vs #7 ODS
BG vs RM
HC vs BB
LZ vs TC
$$ vs SMBR
Toilet Bowl
#14 IS vs #6 JB
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