Week 4 is in the books and no longer is any team winless. The Wright brothers were hoping for some Monday Night Magic but came out like the Wrong brothers. Plus you guys said shit this week so this will be a better recap.
Bay Bay's were able to survive without good performances from Tua and Tyreke as Nico Collins and the Jaguars defense, carried them to a victory over Hardcore Cabinet. Lamar Jackson and Kyren Williams scored over 50% of Hardcore's total, as backup QB decimated the performance of his receiving core. Two teams headed into different directions in this one.
Rush'n Missiles pulled off his second straight victory and enjoyed a colored flavored sports based beverage. RM had everyone but the Muth firing on all cylinders. While much like the last three seasons, Blue Gatorade was Justin Jefferson and nothing else. RM excitedly procured his beverage which obvously was not supplied by the dead beats like Nick and Jason who still owe Max a case of said beverages from their humiliating bowl picks defeat. Did I manage to turn a game between RM and BG into a deserved slam on these two non Lannisters? (You can't just fuck your relatives guys, there is more to it than that) I am that good.
Editor's Note: It was really hard to find a picture of a horse on steroids that wasn't just a horse actually being injecting with steroids for cheating in horse racing. I have joined PETA because of the extra time I had to spend finding this photo of a ridiculously muscular horse. Leave those damn horses alone so I can find a funny pictures ya fucking jockeys.
(This is a photo of lots of white flags not a blurry photo of EBD and his friends hanging out)
Eh Bid Dude and Ogre's Death Squad had a weird let's attempt to surrender while the game is still a coin flip. In the end EBD unsurrendered the least or the most or I don't even know anymore as the Royller Coaster is even changing by the hour. He's the best team ever assembled to I will lose with a 48% chance of victory. He did get Derrick Henry for a bag of magic beans this week and he went crazy, throwing for more touchdowns than Joe Burrow. ODS didn't get that Lockett touchdown last night to get the win so he woke up tired and disappointed, much like his wife the day after their wedding.
The Collegians thought they had wrapped this game on Thursday night with 3 TD's from David Montegomery. Until Stephon Diggs showed up on Sunday. The Collegians prayed to the gods of Monday night football and did get DK to outscore Geno but in a monkey's paw scenario, he only outscored him by .13. Los Zapatistas continue to roll along in defense of their championship.
Dollars broke the century mark and got his first win of the year but remains in last place. It was a toxic wasteland for Stabmyballzrepeatedly this week as only Josh Jacobs came to play. Will the $70 man continue to produce with Cooper Kupp returning to practice this week? Will SMBR bounce back after having the low score of the week? Will either of them read this? Stay tuned.
Week 4 Power Rankings
1. EBD 39-13
2. LZ 36-16
3. RM 35-17
4. BL 34-18
5. BB 29-23
6. TC 26-26
7. ODS 26-26
8. BNE 23-29
9. JB 23-29
10. SMBR 22-30
11. HC 21-31
12. IS 20-32
13 $$ 16-36
14 BG 14-38
BNE is the unluckiest as he should be four spots higher, while BG is the luckiest being 4 spots higher than he should be. Dom used his massive week to leap all the way up to 12th place!
Pick 'em results
Jeremy's Brother won pick em this week, going 6-1. He let himself down as his self pick was the only game he got wrong.
BNE brings up the rear with a 2-5 record.
Pick week 5 here.
Week 5 preview
Game of Week
#1 Eh Bid Dude vs #3 Los Zapatistas
BB vs JB
BNE vs BG
BL vs TC
RM SMBR
HC vs ODS
Toilet Bowl Game of the Week
#11 Italian Stallions vs #14 Dollars
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