Several matchups came down to Monday night for the first time this season.
Despite a good portion of his squad out injured. The Shoes can't be stopped. Well they could have easily been stopped with out 82 points but SMBR was not up to the challenge. LZ featured the unique point total of 0.42 by DeeJay Dallas, featuring the stat line of a catch for no yards and a fumble, to go along with some return yards. SMBR managed to increase their successfully put a lineup in with all active players to 2. Unfortunately many of those players were active in name only.
Eh Big Dude continues to put up massive point totals and for the first time this season, he had a good week while seemingly not watching, breaking his streak of 6 years of that happening. The Italian Stallions despite being 6th in points is a full 2 game lead in the race for the Toilet Bowl Trophy. Pat Mahomes had his best week of the season by 10 points over his previous high and Johnathan Taylor paid dividends for the first time all year. Not only did the Loins lose this game but Hurts, Watson and Godwin got banged up.
Bay-Bay's sent Bricklayers a few early presents such as special recipe Canadian syrup and rolling over and dying to give the Bricklayers the lucky win. Tua struggled against the Eagles as the Dolphins have not beaten a team with a winning record since week 3 of last year. Bricklayers continues to ride AJ Brown like he was Roy in a fight that Brick started. Bricklayers were able to overcome 3 total points from his defense and kicker to get the victory.
In a change for the usual, a child took advantage of ODS as Blue Gatorade pulled out the win. ODS put up the lowest point total in the league for the third time this season. That's 42% of the season. ODS managed to killed by a guy who literally gets drunk and throws himself into the bushes outside his apartment repeatedly. Is that worse that paying for said dummy to do this? So click an ad because I have to pay for this idiot to be dumb. Blue Gatorade got 40 points from the Jaguars backfield but they'll be on bye next week so Max will have to spend less time doing drunken gardening and needs to find some replacements. Blue Gatorade has overtaken RM in setting the best possible lineup each week getting 91.6% of the best possible scores.
Hardcore Cabinet graciously helped Rush 'm Missiles to be even more motivated next year to beat him. Hardcore Cabinet gives and gives to RM. When one day RM wins a playoff game in this league which is yet to happen in nearly a decade of RM in HTPB. RM was defeated despite Ingram being mysteriously benched and Cooper Kupp had 5 points. Just know Cory, that I am here for you, out of the kindness of my heart to remind you of where you belong. Keeping you grounded. Don't look now but HC has tied JB for the longest win streak in the league.
I have no idea how he keeps doing it but Jeremy's Brother continues to win despite a rash of injuries. JB has won 3 in a row and sits atop the standings. This week he topples Collegians handing them quite the beatdown. How has JB overcome all the injuries to QB's and RB's? Some kind of come strange Beef 'n Cheddar voodoo? The Collegians have rode a two game loss streak into 11 place, although maybe on some third place beyond the stat tracker, maybe Steve has a win probability over 0%
(AI image: Brock Purdy causes a train wreck)
Dollars rode two rookie receivers to the victory over Big Nasty Express aided by Brock Purdy getting smashed in the Monday Night Matchup. BNE won the tight end day position money but it was not enough to overcome good week Dollars. Dollars has zigged and zagged all over the place here are Dollars point totals this season: 96, 76, 86, 104, 182, 75, 124. Dr. Dollars' playoff predictions currently only have 1 team in the top seven so those at least haven't been schizophrenic. They have just been down.
Some cherry picked stats from the Skynet playoff odds calculator.
EBD has a 44% of getting the bye. The next highest are three people bunched in the teens.
Italian Stallions has a higher playoff likelihood than SMBR, TC, and ODS.
ODS has the lowest playoff percentage at 5%
Power Rankings
1. EBD 64-27
2. BL 54-37
3. BNE 52-39
4. JB 51-40
5. LZ 51-40
6. RM 50-41
7. HC 46-45
8. BB 45-46
9. BG 43-48
10. $$ 40-51
11. TC 39-52
12. IS 38-53
13. SMBR 33-58
14. ODS 31-60
BNE has been the most unlucky being 5 spots short of where they should be (RM 4 spots). JB and LZ are tied with being 3 spots luckier than they have earned. The Collegians are the only team exactly where they should be in the standings at spot 11.
EBD and JB lead the pack this week with 5-2 weeks as ODS and IS came in with scorching a scorching 1-6 week. You can make your picks for week 8 here.
Game of the Week
#2 Los Zapatistas vs #4 Bricklayers
HC vs $$
ODS vs BB
BG vs JB
EBD vs TC
BNE vs RM
Toilet Bowl Matchup
#14 Italian Stallions vs #12 StabmyBallzRepeatedly
Our second brother in law toilet bowl matchup of the season!
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