It's time for the 25th season of House That Plook Built and the 6th season of the Flog. It looks like I will have plenty of time to write this season, as my team is a total Murdoch.
Ogre's Death Squad 104.52 defeats Hardcore Cabinet 74.73
Gibbs and little else was enough to beat Hardcore Cabinet in a week 1 romp for the commisioner. The stack of Herbert and McConkey came through for a score but Herbert also got McConkey killed with a good old fashioned hospital ball. What can be said about Hardcore Cabinet that hasn't been said about the Black Death. It's going to be a long season.
Eh Bid Dude 92.92 defeats Rush'n Missiles 91.02
The defending champ didn't defend much as his Buffalo Bills stack had over 50% of his points and it wasn't enough to defeat EBD despite his Bengals stack being abysmal. Luckily EBD won or he would have stormed out of week 1 like he did the draft. RM still high off his championship last year thought he would trot out the Titans defense instead of the Bronocs or Patriots and it cost him the win. Unlike his Saturday nights when he take 3 d's, RM has to chose which of three D's to use on Sunday.
Italian Stallions 135.57 defeat Bricklayers 130.87
The Italian Stallions rode horse look alike Trevor Lawrence to a high scoring victory over the Layers. David Montgomery found pay dirt 3 times. This matchups had 14 touchdowns. That's 31% of the total points in the game, which could mean a heavy regression to the mean in the coming weeks. Zay Flowers could be out for a bit and Lawrence doesn't get to play the Browns again, so the Loins are happy to get our of Bricklayer stadium with a victory.
Big Nasty Express 179.30 defeats Dollars 132.53
Big Nasty Express arrives on time every 25 years like clockwork. The Bears QB and RB combined for 72 points without a single double up. BNE injured his thumb throwing so many TD gifs into the thread. This is a day BNE will tell his grandchildren about around a tire fire one day. Dollars got several solid performances from his squad, but could not withstand the onslaught from BNE.
Los Zapatistas 148.82 defeat Bay-Bay's 124.03
Los Zapatistas was able to have both Dart and Olave play an entire game without getting concussed and was able to romp to victory over Bay-Bay's as NAFTA exploded like the Mega Powers. On the bright side for our Canadian friend, Lamar Jackson actually ran the ball making him usable after last year's poor performance.
Tinker Stinkers 111.63 defeats Stabmybalzrepeatedly 111.52
So you're telling me that Jeremy has a brother and he eked out a .11 victory in week 1? It was the 8th closest game in league history. The narrow margin was narrower than Jason's arteries after a hearty meat sesh. The Stinkers were able to over come Maye and Pitts combining for 10 points to get the win. SMBR got 38 total points from NFC South running backs, which is quite the accomplishment. A big difference in this game is the 3 extra points in the kicking game.
Blue Gatorade defeats The Collegians
Derrick Henry who may have been in the league since before Blue Gatorade was born, racked up 35 points. This along with the Raiders who were started in week 1 for the time since 2005 or something was enough to continue The Collegians post championship swoon. In fact the last three champions all lost this week. Justin Jefferson was able to use Carson Wentz to have a solid day but he was the only position player to score above their projections on Sunday.
This week was late submitted so thanks for getting your picks in quickly. Winners were HC, RM, and BL with 6. So if you have teaching license you know this league clearly. While pulling up the rear of particiapants were SMBR and BB with 3. EBD did not participate. Season long results kept here.
#4 Blue Gatorade vs #2 Los Zapatistas
BG leads all time 4-2
#9 BL vs #6 ODS
All time BL 16-12
#1 BNE vs #13 TC
All time BNE 12-11
#8 $$ vs #11 SMBR
All time $$ 7-3
#7 EBD vs #5 TS
All time EBD 5-4
#3 IS vs #12 RM
All time RM 7-3
Toilet Bowl Game of the Week
#10 Bay-Bay's vs #14 Hardcore Cabinet
All time BB 3-1
The season is early but boy howdy are the standings from the Bizarro World. All three time champions lost and traditional doormats, BNE, IS, and BG are 75% of the top 4. Will the world return to proper order or have the have nots come to eat the rich?
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