HTPB 25.2

 

It was a week of blowouts in HTPB.  Just like when Jason would try to talk to his parents when Jeremy was around.  It was ass beating time.  Know your place. 

                Bricklayers 121.15 defeat Ogre's Death Squad 75.10

The stack of Amon Ra St. Brown and Goff  were enough to route Ogre's Death Squad and bring both teams to the .500 mark. Ogre's Death Squad was once again mostly Gibbs and nothing else.  Maybe putting all your eggs in the Chargers basket who have fallen to 0-2 against the Cardinals and Raiders was a poor choice.  

Big Nasty Express 116.85 defeats the Collegians 76.55

The Collegians went to their happy place with Laveranues Coles and tried to move past the  JSN three touchdowns.  Big Nasty Express lost Caleb Williams to the same injury that took Sergio down, anal bleeding.  Can he bounce like Sergio does with a special chair pillow?  Is BNE's season of dreams just a two week blip.  The Collegians appears to heading for their second straight garbage season.

Dollars 139.41 defeats StabmyBallzRepeatedly 81.50

Brock Purdy got to play the fantasy elixir known as the Miami Dolphins and got 30 points to go with 21 for Kenneth Walker.  Walker has approximately elevety billion carries over two weeks. Andy Reid is going to wring that sponge dry. Every player for SMBR missed their projections except Bucky Irving by .2 and Chubba Hubbard by 2.  SMBR falls to the 0-2 abyss.

Eh Big Dude 113.60 defeats Tinker Stinkers 99.58

The Stinkers got a 52 from Mahomes and CMC and still managed to not break the century mark.  EBD got his first Burrow to Chase hookup to go with his Aubralance with 16.  EBD goes to 2-0 and can't wait to start meddling with his own success.  Check those text messages and you better respond quickly. Roy doesn't have a lot toes or time to wait.

Hardcore Cabinet 120.20 defeats Bay-Bay's 68.98

Hardcore Cabinet had a huge jump up from week 1, thanks mainly to the Dak and Lamb stack.  Bay-Bay's had several minor injuries knock players out for a week and Makai Lemon, Jalen Nailor, Konata Mumpfield were just not able to hold up on the weight of carrying a subpar performance by Lamar Jackson.  Bay-Bay's comes in with the lowest score of the season.

    `        Blue Gatorade 150.75 defeats Los Zapatistas 100.30

Travis Kelce turned back the clock to help over come Jayden Daniels turning back his elbow to lead Blue Gatorade to a 2-0 start.  Los Zapatistas has virtuousa performances up and down the roster from Olave and Taylor but Colston Loveland's 1 catch for 3 yards over two weeks could be a problem going forward.  I've got nothing to say to make this video make sense, but for real, why does this exist.   Jaxson Dart took a dart in the knee so this loss could stick with The Shoes like a piece of gum.

Rush n Missiles 136.36 defeat Italian Stallions 102.60

Mike Johnson has chosen his favorite son in law as Josh Allen and Davante Moore have huge weeks to lead the champ to the win in the brother in law battle.  Trevor Lawrence couldn't keep pace after last week's performance and come in with a 4.9 score.  A 40 chasm between QB is not a way to get a victory and a 2-0 start, Dom.  Rush n Missiles continues to ride Josh Allen like a golf cart at a Canton South golf tournament, to high heights.  

We've got a full participation week in the books which was taken down by several teams going 4-3. (RM, TS, SMBR, BG, $$, EBD)  The Death Squad killed his picks by managing to go 0-7 and getting his sphincter penetrated by Deshaun Watson.  Our overall leader is RM and the caboose is EBD.  Check out your standings here. 

Week 3 features some matchups that have traditionally been one sided and couple of even stevens.

Game of the Week 

#4 Dollars vs #2 Blue Gatorade 

$$ 5-3

#10 HC vs #7 IS

HC 23-8

#9 TS vs #1 BNE 

TS 6-3

#5 BL vs #3 EBD

BL 18-11

#8 RM vs #12 SMBR

Series tied 5-5

#11 ODS vs #6 LZ

ODS leads 16-8

Toilet Bowl Game of the Week

#13 Bay-Bay's vs #14 The Collegians 

Series tied 2-2

We'll be back next week with all the action!