HTPB 25.3

It's week 3 and surprising group is at the top of the standings.  It is the upside down or will the league return to traditional form?

Blue Gatorade 120.10 defeats Dollars 105.85

No QB? No problem.  As Blue Gatorade overcomes Daniels' arm turning inside out last week and replaced him 13 points from Bryce Young.  Derrick Henry who has been scoring touchdowns since before BG was born, brought in 21 points.  Brock Purdy has been scorching hot for Dollars who has been the hard luck loser so far for the season.  Dollars is 4th in points and the reverse cowboy has managed to squeeze 1 win out of it.  We'll get a better look at it all in the power rankings in a few weeks.

Big Nasty Express 126.27 defeats Tinker Stinkers 90.45

The Stinkers showed how quickly they will sell out their deeply held personal beliefs over the stupidest thing ever if a pretty girl asks them to, and also showed that much like Kyle Pitts, he was left on the editing room floor.  The Big Nasty Express continues to shock and amaze with their 3-0 start.  The Express hasn't had a winning record since 2020.  Could this be the season of dreams? Could BNE collect more winnings than his entry fee for the first time since 2003?

Bricklayers 125.27  defeats Eh Big Dude 101.05

Things turned bleak for the Dudes after the first three roster spots of Burrow, Williams, and Chase, knocking them from the ranks of the unbeaten.  The Layers were fueled by Juwan Johnson to the victory in this AOE inessential matchup.  Bricklayers establishes himself as the standard, the Chuck D for AOE if you will and EBD continues his role as the Flava Flav hype man.  

Italian Stallions 154.62 defeat Hardcore Cabinet 106.70

Italian Stallions continues to upset God by defying his will by defeating Hardcore Cabinet yet again. The Stallions got 8 TD's on their way to high score for the week.  While Italian Stallions have finally broken through to get victories over the hammer, each of those victories came during a season, that Hardcore Cabinet also got a victory in the series.  Does this mean HC is going to turn it around and get a playoff win over the Loins?  No, traditionally teams that are ass don't make the playoffs. Have things finally flipped in this rivalry?

Ogre's Death Squad 128.93 defeats Los Zapatistas 89.70

if you would have told me that Los Zapatistas would have managed to get 23 points out of Watson, I would have told you that he would have broken 90 points.  Several members of the shoes were untied as 6 members failed to reach double digits. Ogre's Death Squad continues to be buoyed solely by Jahmyr Gibbs.  Congratulations to Tinker Stinkers who are getting the win on Gibbs' bye in week 6.

Bay-Bay's 130.95 defeats The Collegians 76.32

Bay-Bay's didn't get his injured players back but it didn't matter as he had good weeks up and down the roster to nearly double the Collegians.  The Collegians haven't broken 80 yet this season and have been the worst team in the league by an epic margin.  The Collegians also have now lost Etienne and Justin Jefferson to injury.  The teams was sludge when healthy, what diabolical layer of hell is about to be unleashed for Steve now?  Don't worry, there are ways to work through this hard time.

Rush n' Missiles 86.68 defeats Stabmybalzrepeatedly 84.95

SMBR lost more than first round pick Achane for the season, as they lost their fantasy matchup yet again.  That .09 loss in week 1 looms large.  Thankfully for SMBR, The Collegians exist.    Rush n' Missiles have been riding Josh Allen and little else so far this season.  The knee injury might keep Allen in check for a few weeks and that could see some issues from the defending champ.  But for now he can talk mad shit at Thanksgiving with a 2-0 record against his brother in laws.  

This week was led by several teams with 4 correct picks (LZ,TS, RM, BB, EBD, BL) and the rear was brought up by SMBR and HC with 2.  Kudos to our overall leader RM, who has been tied for the best score each week. BNE, ODS, and EBD bring up the bottom of the overall standings so far. See your spot here.

Game of the Week

#1 Big Nasty Express vs #5 Rush'n Missiles

Series tied 5-5

#4 BL vs #13 SMBR

Series tied 7-7

#3 IS vs #9 LZ

LZ leads 14-7

#10 BB vs #8 $$

$$ leads 3-1

#2 BG vs #11 TS

TS leads 6-3

#7 EBD vs #12 HC 

HC leads 15-10

Toilet Game of the Week

#6 Ogre's Death Squad vs #14 The Collegians

TC leads 11-10

Will someone separate form the pack this week?  Will ODS pop his champagne?  Will SMBR and TC finally pop their cherries?