HTPB 25.5

 

We have a new number 1 in Blue Gatorade. Spots 4-10 are all 3-2 or 2-3.  Long way to go. 

Blue Gatorade 170.13 defeats Hardcore Cabinet 72.43

All of the major quality AI image generators wouldn't create an image of pillow smothering of an old man with inured toes by a bald college student so we had to settle for the garbage one.  I stand my the idea and will not compromise the values of this flog. 

Blue Gatorade stayed unbeaten and doubled up Hardcore Cabinet.  The Cabinet had 5 players score under 4 points.  Every player for Gatorade had a big week who didn't get knocked unconscious by a cheap shot. Same guy who basically ended Nick Chubb's career.  Things don't get an easier for Hardcore as they face the other undefeated team next week.  Hardcore has petitioned the league to get Dwayne in the league because he can only beat people from that family. Can BG run the table? He seems to have spent all of his time this season on fantasy football and breaking things since he moved back home.  The list of items Max has broken since he moved into my basement include, the washing machine, a broom, and my will live.  

Big Nasty Express 130.28 defeats Los Zapatistas 96.98

The Express continues towards an attempt at an undefeated season. BNE got lots of junk time points from fill in QB Brissett while Ollie Gordon for now has been worth Ollie that FAAB cash.  The shoes continue to go down with the Colston Loveland ship. The injuries continue to mount for Los Zapatistas as the fantasy gods have come to claim their pound of flesh for cashing for 4 straight years.  That's right LZ has one less cash in the last 4 years than BNE has in franchise history. Considering the low stakes on the first two years when Nick cashed, and Big Cat's retirement.  BNE is most likely the franchise the deepest into the red in league history. 

Stabmybalzrepeatedly 115.73 defeats The Collegians 90.15

The Collegians returned to under 100 points and took his 4th loss of the season, in the toilet bowl game of the week.  Bucky Irving went crazy for 35 points on Thursday SMBR got a win with Austin Ekeler in his starting lineup in the year of our lord 2026.  The victory vaults SMBR several spots away from the toilet as the Collegians iron grip tightens.

Eh Big Dude 126.38 defeats Dollars 111.41

The Dude got big performances from his receiving corps with 46 points from Pickens and Nabers.  New Edition Ashton Jeanty was the only special teamer to struggle based on expectations. Jaylen Waddle continues to hang over Dollars like too many expresso martinis.  However despite the commissioner saying that Dollars were ruined by the schedule maker is not accurate as they were in the bottom half of point scorers despite the 111 points.  Stay in your lane, Commish.  

Ogre's Death Squad 137.24 defeats Rush' N Missiles 127

In a battle of two teams being mostly lifted by one player, Josh Allen's 32 spot was not enough to withstand the 38 from Gibbs.  RM managed to lose despite 48 points from his kicker and D.  What a kick in the D.  In the two weeks since trading Judkins for Metcalf, Judkins has gotten injured and Metcalf has scored 4 points for ODS.    The reigning champ falls below .500 and out of the current playoff mix.  

Italian Stallions 142.63 defeats Tinker Stinkers 106.97

Tinker Stinkers used 45 points from Drake Maye to vault his team to 106 points (42%) of the total.  The Loins keep on rolling and eating the rich and pasta. They have only played one team currently in the playoff picture so far.  Can the Stallions hold up against a tougher schedule the rest of the way?  Tinker Stinkers gets to go up against a much easier sledding the rest of the way as he has already played the top 3 teams in the standings.

Bricklayers 133.80 defeats Bay-Bay's 128.20

Puca tried to bring BayBay's a happy Canadian Thanksgiving with 31 points on Monday night.  Bricklayers used the very rare 54 points from Warren and Freirmuth from the Steelers and their disgusting inbred fans.  Why did the Cardinals draft a running back in the top of the draft when they are so terrible otherwise?  Bricklayers could go on a run here because after a big clash with BG, it's three straight bottom feeders.  While Bay-Bay's has played 1 team with a winning record and turned it into a 2-3 mark.  

Congratulations to Dollars on the 7-0 week in pick em, which is tough to do in a week in which you lose but when you stare at the draft board for that long, you have to know the league.  LZ and RM took up the rear at 2-5.  Always voting for the Wolves when they are a combined 4-11 is a recipe for disaster.  Dollars is the overall leader at 21 wins while EBD and LZ are currently at the bottom at 14.  See your spot here.

1 Italian Stallions 50-15

2 BG 46-19

3 BNE 44-21

4 $$ 41-24

5 BL 40-25

6. BB 39-26

7 EBD 33-32

8 HC 29-36

9 LZ 28-37

10 ODS 27-38

11 RM 25-40

12 SMBR 21-44

13 TS 18-47

14 TC 14-51

Dollars should sue the schedule maker, who is actually the one who is stealing his playoff spot.  

Game of the Week

#1 Blue Gatorade vs #4 Bricklayers 

BL leads 5-4

#8 HC vs #2 BNE

BNE leads 15-13

#7 BB vs #9 RM 

2-2

#11 Dollars vs #3 IS

Dollars leads 12-8

#5 EBD vs #14 TC

TC leads 11-10

Toilet Bowl of the Week

#12 Los Zapatistas vs #10 Stabmyballzrepeatedly

LZ leads 7-3

Hope everyone has a great week.