The Express is the last undefeated as we all assumed after 24 years of wandering the desert and having Afro-Man draft for him. The regular season is half way done.
Dollars 96 defeats Ogre's Death Squad 84
Dollars starts to get right with the luck gods after not breaking 100 for the first time this season but still pulling out the win. Ogre's Death Squad appears to only be able to pull off a victory when Gibbs goes bonkers. Dollars looks to feast the rest of the way with only two games against teams with a winning record. For ODS things look bleak with 4 winning teams the rest of the way and an undefeated team still hoping to take down his only championship in two decades.
Bricklayers 93.65 Los Zapatistas 93.42
Los Zapatistas made a shit choice on his QB as he continues to try to find an everyday starter and it cost him in this the narrow battle. Bricklayers got 40 points from the Goff, St Brown stack to sneak out the victory and claim back over mount .500. Los Zapatistas has the harder schedule remaining of the two. Will the shoes streak of cashes finally end?
Tinker Stinkers 139 defeats The Collegians 88
You would think that a team as bad as the The Collegians have been would have been decimated by injuries. Nope. Just shitty. He just saw each guy about to have a bad year and said, "Yes that's for me." Round after round. Tinker Stinkers as made several trades and it appears to have helped his team stop it's slide. As he has beaten both Wright Bros after a 4 game slide. The Collegians continue to slide towards the toilet.
Stabmyballzrepeatedly 109 defeats Blue Gatorade 63
Stabmyballzrepeatedly just sat back and soaked in the win and waited for Blue Gatorade to implode under the weight of their success. SMBR started a backup Qb who managed to outscore BG's QB anyhow. SMBR also started a running back in the slash who was inactive despite having several viable options to add to the beating that was unleashed on the former #1 ranked team. Winston managed to outscore 6 players on BG.
Big Nasty Express 133 defeats Bay-Bay's 132
I tried Claude which apparently can't generate images but can use paint to make them. I love it.
Bay-Bay's tried to end the undefeated season of BNE. They unfortunately came up about a Canadian Loonie short. This was not the first Canadian train robbery by an American, but Bay-Bay's hopes it will be the last. Bay-bay's was led by 36 points from Tony Pollard who catapulted the Canadian to a close loss. Ollie Gordon continues to be worth the money even in Claude picture generator isn't. Can BNE run the table? With only 2 poor lower teams on the schedule the rest of the way, the chances are about the same as an intoxicated Nick's eyes facing the same direction. Unlikely.
The Dude's trio of Cowboys came storming back on Monday night to blitz past the Loins in this game and the overall standings. The Loins still managed a top half scoring week without Lawrence and Bijan not being a beast but it was not enough. Both teams have average schedules the rest of the way as they nip at the heels of BNE should he falter for the bye.
Hardcore Cabinet 108 defeats Rush'n Missiles 103
The Missiles attempt to repeat have been a total scud. He drops another game to fall to 2-5. Josh Jacobs finally played and Hardcore used those 17 points to gain the victory. It was the second time all season that HC got double digits from a RB. The kicking and defense that RM rode to the title only gave 21 points to RM instead of the 40 he's used to. Geno was a great streamer selection for Allen on bye scoring 27. HC's schedule lightens up as he has already played the top 5 teams. RM's schedule is middle of the road.
SMBR didn't make his picks so he takes a goose egg. ODS made his picks and only scored 1 more point. EBD, HC, and BL took home the win for the week with 4 correct picks. Dollars leads overall and SMBR is the overall loser. See it all here.
1. Italian Stallions 66-25
2. BNE 61-30
3. $$ 59-32
4. BG 58-33
5. BB 58-33
The Cream of the Crop
6. EBD 54-37
7. BL 48-43
Axis of Above Average
8. LZ 41-49-1
9. TS 40-50-1
Wolves of below average
10. HC 36-55
11. RM 33-58
12. SMBR 32-59
Not very good
13. ODS 29-63
14. TC 21-70
The spoiled seed of Big Cat bringing embarrassment to the family.
Game of the Week
#2 Blue Gatorade vs #4 Italian Stallions
BG 6-2
#11 ODS vs #1 BNE
ODS 18-12
#6 BB vs #8 TS
TS 3-1
#7 $$ vs #9 HC
HC 12-9
#5 BL vs #14 TC
TC 13-8
#3 EBD vs #10 SMBR
EBD 9-6
Toilet Bowl Game of the Wolf Week
#13 Rush'n Missiles vs Los Zapatistas
LZ 6-5
The second half of the season begins today.
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