The league has clearly separated into have and have nots in the standings with Bay-Bay's right where he likes it, sandwiched between several guys. Will this hold until playoff time?
StabmyBalzRepeatedly 147 defeats BayBay's 67
(A comic Book Guy spanks a mountie with a rolled up comic book)
What can be said about Bay-Bay's performance this week that hasn't already been said about leprosy. Jalen Hurts scored almost a third of his points while Mahomes and Dowdle would have won the game on their own. Bay-Bay's would have needed The Guardian to even have a chance. Despite falling to .500 on the year, BB's in on pace for their best season in franchise history. Yes .500 would be the best season in history, but we have a odd number of games and the nose is clearly pointed downward. SMBR is one of the league leaders in points and has only managed two wins.
Hardcore Cabinet 83 defeats The Collegians 78
(An old timey villian in the vein of Snively Whiplash steals candy from two babies, one is bald and one is a graduation cap and gown.)
In a disgusting slog of a game, HC was led by a Jeanty's 16 points. After a real hot start, Hardcore are crashed back to Earth with a thud. Baker was stolen for a bag of beans but then not played, but had Baker been used HC would have still only scored 90. The Collegians season has been a reverse poop sandwich with the crap being the bread and the center being good. Like a KFC double down sandwich made in hell. Although one could argue that the KFC double down sandwich is designed by Satan. I would like to thank the flog's newest sponsor Popeye's. Love that Chicken from Popeyes.
Eh Bid Dude 116 defeats Italian Stallions 107
(An anthropomorphic tree attacks a sickly skin and bones stallion on a football field)
You can't spell Italian Stallions without several L's, as the Loins drop to 0-6 on the season. The Lions would have to win out to even have a shot at the playoffs. While not mathematically eliminated, his season is down to dodging the toilet with Blue Gatorade. Eh Bid Dude early on the season was kept afloat by some lucky wins but the last two weeks, he has earned his victories to lead to a 4-2 record and two game lead on a playoff spot, which he may need with all three wolves still on the schedule.
Los Zapatistas 134 defeat Blue Gatorade 88
(A man in a sombrero sleeps on a street corner surrounded by empty bottles of Gatorade Artic Freeze. The man in the sombrero should have a blue milk moustache.)
Both teams continued their ways this week. Los Zapatistas has ran through all non wolves, and word on the street is that the wolves run through each other in a different way. While Blue Gatorade did get fleeced for Baker Mayfield, the new additions did total for 10 points, which on Blue Gatorade gets your jersey retired. LZ keeps on rolling but will the loss of a few weeks of Egbuka put a dent in his streak of dominance over the past few seasons as he keeps piling up children and wins.
Ogre's Death Squad 100 defeats Dollars 90
(Shrek wrapped in a fleece in an outhouse near a bonfire pit of 1 dollar bills)
ODS nearly fleeced himself in the outhouse as Justin Fields soiled himself all over London. ODS was led by JSN's 26 points and Achane's 30. If you told Dollars that we would have gotten 23 points from Bryce Young, he probably would have been liking his chances, but other than Pickens it was slim pickens from Dollars. He did add Rice and Bowers to help down the road and avoid a toilet or maybe make a late push. His playoff picks would have 3 correct as of now which would be the highest it's been all season. ODS is riding high on a four game winning streak but that streak does not include a team with more than 2 wins.
Tinker Stinkers 112 defeats Rush n' Missiles 103
(A dwarf battles Vladmir Putin in the Roman Colosseum surrounded by spectating wolves.)
In a battle atop the standings, Tinker Stinkers proved exactly why you draft a defense ridiculous high. Denver's defense dismantled da dismal dets to the tune of 30 points. It was actually the lowest points Tinker Stinkers has scored all year, but it was still enough defeat Cory. He must now get back lower in the standings. He may be able to come back for that #1 seed as his remaining schedule is easier than the Stinkers.
Big Nasty Express 127 defeats Bricklayers 110
(Train crashes through a brickwall which sends Lady Bic razors flying)
BNE scored nearly 70 points on Monday Night to get the victory. Bricklayers traded for JK Dobbins to add some punch to his punchless running game, but JK, his running game is still punchless as Dobbins scored 4 points against the worst team in the league. Bricklayers went with RB -5 instead of RB 0 as a draft strategy this year. He's played 4 games against the bottom of the standings as has managed to get 1 win. BNE is riding a three game winning streak into a matchup with the winless Loins.
You're the best aroundNothing's gonna ever keep you down
except maybe an artery clogged with pork
1. Tinker Stinkers 68-10
Really Good
2. LZ 57-21
3. RM 47-31
4. SMBR 45-33 (So unlucky)
Unlike a America, a healthy middle class
5. ODS 41-37
6. TC 41-37
7. HC 38-40 (lucky)
8. BNE 38-40
9. $$ 37-41
10. EBD 35-43
Awful
11. BB 29-49
12. BL 26-52
13. IS 25-53
Blue Gatorade
14. BG 19-53
5 was the top number again this week as BB, BNE, IS, and $$ each went 5-2. Blue Gatorade sucks at all aspects of this and went 1-6. Our overall leader remains EBD at 29-13 and $$ is pulling up the rear at 17-25. Thanks for making your picks.
Game of the Week
#1 Tinker Stinkers vs #3 Hardcore Cabinet
#5 ODS vs #9 SMBR
#8 BB vs #2 LZ
#6 BNE vs #14 IS
#12 vs BL #7 EBD
#4 RM vs #11 TC
Toilet Game of the Week
#13 Blue Gatorade vs #10 $$
