Sat Dec 13 8pm ABC
It's the fifth and FINAL Bucked Up La Bowl hosted by Gronk features the Mountain West Champions Boise State Broncos 9-4 (6-2)in their final season in the conference before heading to the Pac next season. Everything is ending! What's the point anymore!! Why even bother? We continue to strive forward because the gol derned Washington Huskies went 8-4 (5-4) in the stupid bloated Big Ten and some supplement company for douche bags called Bucked Up paid for it. Their website has tons of asterisk next to every claim for their products which mean they are good because stars are good. Washington is favored by 10.
Tuesday Dec 16 9:00 ESPN
It's the 12th IS4S Salute to Veterans Bowl! Formerly the Camellia Bowl which didn't give a shit about Stewart and his service. It's the Southern Based Runner Up Conferences Bowl as the Sun Belt's Troy Trojans 8-5 (6-2) battle Conference USA Jacksonville State Gamecocks 8-5 (7-1). IS4S is a company that sells military grade tech to anybody with the money but don't worry, their slogan is Ethics Over Profit. It gives off the vibes of somebody saying there is nothing to worry about so now that makes you worry, because why are they saying that shit. Troy are -2.5 favorites.
Wednesday Dec 17 5:00 PM ESPN
It's the 11th Staff DNA Cure Bowl! The South Florida Bulls 9-3 (6-2, 4th American) battle the Old Dominion Monarchs 9-3 (6-2, 2nd Sun Belt West) Staff DNA is a company that helps other companies hire medical professionals, so keep this in mind Jason, for your in home nursing needs after your third pork based coronary. So let's watch the Cure Bowl and stomp out cancer and gamble. Two things I'm passionate about. Cancer bad, betting good. South Florida is a -3.5 favorite and next year's head coach, Canton's own Brian Hartline will probably be shown at least one time.
Wednesday Dec 17 8:30 ESPN
It's the 27th 68 Ventures Bowl, the Delaware Fightin' Blue Hens are in their first bowl game ever after being granted bowl eligibilty their first year because there were not enough 6-6 teams, after a 4-4 7th place finish in Conference USA. They will battle 6-6 (5-3, 3rd Sun Belt West) Louisanna Ragin' Cajuns whoa are 3 point favorites. I've 68 problems but the 68 Ventures Bowl ain't one. 68 Ventures appears to be an investment company of some kind but they invest in your Gulf of Mexico coast area business not the other way around. Their website makes them feel like they would be a shadowy company that was playing God in some weird 2007 Tom Cruise movie. Go ahead google it.
Thursday December 18 9:00 ESPN2
It's the first ever Xbox Bowl! That's history my friends. Tell your kids that got to see the Arkansas State Red Wolves (6-6, 5-3 4th in the Sun Belt West) are favored by 1.5 over the Missouri State Bears (7-5, 5-3 4th in Conference USA) It's also the first bowl game for Missouri State. More first times than a prom night! I personally have never owned an Xbox, heck I think I've only played one a handful of times. I've been a PlayStation guy. It's played in the Dallas Cowboys practice field so I can't wait to see the crowd shots of a row of bleachers.
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